THE best possible way to answer the above comment. this is something like the 5th variation on the incredibly idiotic and quasi-homophobic anti-logic that assumes that Pat, being in the closet, must "subconsciously" enjoy any homosexual act that is perpetrated on his person, with or without his consent.

Fortunately, Acheworld almost always immediately redeems itself with comments similar to yours, invariably with chubbies in the double digits.

look, this is like saying that a straight man would not enjoy being sexually assaulted by a woman he may find attractive. Women have different feels about rape than men do, and to disagree would only be you trying to further this dialogue in vain.

why do you think 22 people chubbied this comment? are they just being contentious? or ironic?

There are 23 people confused about homosexuality.

The murder of your best friend, no less. Oh, how I wish I had the strength to resist those sumptuous meats.

He is a felon, the background check would never pass. Oh unless he were to shop via blackmarket, and that is expense. I see your point.

In such a way as normal NRA people do not actually go around shooting people. Plus buying a gun on the black market would force Pat to associate with people who he will see as being of low mind.

Another glimpse of Ray's buttcrack.

It's more likely the top part of his tail. His buttcrack would be underneath it.

cats dont have buttcracks, you dumbass!

Cats also don't have telephones or a secret underground society and they sure aren't bipedal.

What I'm saying is, maybe you shouldn't be so harsh dude. Just sayin'.

it was faux-harshness, you dumbass!

Ray needs to get a thong which more appropriately accommodates his tail. That just doesn't look comfortable enough for the king of R & R.

In some strips he has a thong with a hole for his tail.

in the last panel he is wearing a towel - what the hell?

you're right - I think the same thing when I am in that situation, yet I didnt translate it to the strip!

Keeps the junk funk away.

Scroll down for a link to the blog (props to xiaomimi)

The added challenge here is that he does it with the seat down.

And apparently Ray has no toilet seat cover. It takes up too much time.

Ray is hands-free in the strip - Mortshire is probably right.

a five for the summer sausage sensation

Alt-Text FTW.

I want to know badly what the BZZZZZZ sound is coming from.
I do not BZZZZZZZZ when I make urination or brush my teeth. :(

Electric toothbrush. Doy.

Oh unecessary touch of the rude. I was genuinely curious.

need a tissue for your issue?

Nah. Toothbrush was confirmed as going "brush" "brush" in panel two. Try electric razor. Doy.

Haaaaa. I'm assuming this as the explanation for every "I lost my phone! Numbers please!" group I see, from now on until the rest of forever.

Listen Pat, the last time you shot Beef you wound up living with Nice Pete.

Do you really want to walk down that road again?

Thanks for commenting twice so I could lame you twice.

you're welcome!

this calls into question just how many times before Pat has tried to borrow Ray's gun...

apart from the times shown in the comic, obviously