Sometimes Achewood perfectly captures my life. This is one of those times.

ALT TEXT: "When Google can't do something, it's like being tied down and watching your dad get beat up."

We've all been there at some point in our lives.

It's funny how you reach a point where it seems rational that any person, living or dead, has hot naked pics on the internet somewhere.

When y'all put that many lames on it, you just make me want to read it.

my girlfriend was absolutely astounded that people looked up naked pictures of celebrities. she is a little slow sometimes.

She sounds nice.

What kind of monitor do you use, an incandescent bulb?

SafeSearch is off.

Everyone also opened up eBay to see what came up when you searched for "WHATS THE BEST THING YOU GOT." A few auctions actually picked up on this and used that title.

I believe someone was trying to sell an old computer and someone just listed an empty potato chip bag. The funny thing about the first one is that it also transcribed the descriptions for the auction items seen in the strip, and eBay's moderators, likely unaware of the joke, closed down the auction for allegedly trying to circumvent eBay fees and such by using the listing to sell other items.

A brief story about that: working for eBay, I've mentioned to the team that handles the search function that they should have a special page for that search string. The guy I spoke with hadn't heard of Achewood, but said, "Yeah, I've seen a few queries for that now and again, but I never knew why."

It's a testament to Onstad's writing ability that the most perfect jokes are always given to the most perfect characters for them. I couldn't imagine this being nearly as funny or appropriate for anyone but Teodor.

I like to think that the caps suuggest that he had done a lot of other searches before this one. Like: 'meg white pictures', 'meg white photos', 'meg white looking kind of saucy', before just snapping and telling Google exactly what he wanted.

This happened to me once but the bottle held Bushmills and the search window had Nigella Lawson's name in it.

Everyone's favorite English muffin, by God

this is what I do - I try to reason with google

Well T, your drunk dreams have finally come true.

This strip was the first thing I thought of when I read that a Meg White sextape had leaked.

Reporting in. Jesus, how sad is it that even porn makes me think of Achewood?

You know, I highly doubt it's what Onstad intended, but I sometimes like to pretend, since that was once established as being Ray's monitor, that Teodor has actually been up all night drinking whiskey and watching Ray try to find Meg White naked.