"Lie Bot's Shoes"

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He probably got it off the DeLorean website. Hell, it's free. :D

[url=http://www.delorean.com/store/search.aspx?SearchTerm=flux capacitor]LIES!!!![/url]

Dammit, add a plus sign between "Flux" and "Capacitor".

Check your local classified ads.

Lie Bot is from the future?!

Actually he's from.. history!

Michael J. Fox probably has like 5 Flux Capacitors.

Excellent use of flux capacitor.

Any use of flux capacitor is excellent.

I'm giving you a chubby just for your avatar... Every time I see it I have to stare at it for a minute.

He's all "WoooowooooowooOOOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOAAAAAAHHHHMYGODTHISSCALPISAMAZING!!!!!!"

Lame away, people!

Damn... extra lames because I made that too long and assetbar cut it off.

Sorry everybody, I'll shut up now.

What's worse than people thinking you're lame?
People straight-up not caring.

i have a chubby for those shoes.

Don't believe him. I know where he got those shoes.

I don't really understand why he's offended by Teodors complement but eh, its Achewood.

Because he's Lie Bot

Lie bot is one of the more interesting characters only because his dialogue is so inexcusable all the time.

i have a vibrator shaped like michael j fox.

i have a michael j.fox shaped like a vibrator.

In Soviet Russia, Michael J. Fox has vibrator shaped like you.

I'm a sucker for any "In Soviet Russia" jokes. I visited Minsk with my college in November, we tried to come up with as many as possible. Harder than you may think.

In Soviet Russia, "In Soviet Russia" jokes come up with you!

In America, you hunt for Red October,
In Soviet Russia, Red October hunts for YOU!

In America, you kill the party,
In Soviet Russia, the Party kills YOU!

In America, you are sentenced by a jury of your peers,
In Soviet Russia, a secret tribunal sentences you to a lifetime of hard labor in spartan gulags with minimal safety controls in the harshest reaches of the Siberian wastes, with no contact to your family such that they know not whether you are dead or alive when they gather up their tear-soaked belongings to defect to the West, slowly making a long journey across only to be machine-gunned by a nervous, underfed soldier at Checkpoint Charlie, freedom only meters away.

WHAT A COUNTRY.

And when you've only been in the gulag five damn minutes they shoot you full of drugs, wrap you up in chicken wire and pour black goop all over your face!

That is hell of setup for one lie.

Naw, Lie Bot was lying about being offended. Then he lied about knowing Micheal J. Fox. Then he lied about the flux capacitor (it is probably fake). That's three. He is a pro.