And what wouldn't I give for mint condition '96 1040s?

(I sincerely hope Onstad's lying about not making that dude up.)

But wait - what happens if you microwave cash? Only the internet knows...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwEa5A15-fs

I always found it nice when the LHC is mentionned, it is the first time i've heard mainstream media talk about a high science experiment, except a possible cure for cancer/HIV or warfare. Even if we dn't find the Higg's Boson, i think it is worth it.

Meh... particle physicists have too damn much money. We need more for basic genetic research. These massive apparatuses are just getting out of control.

Well, i do agree, as a soon to be bio-chemist, that more funds should be invested in genetic research. But particle physics is by definition a money waster, since it harly develop any technology outside it's own field

Exactly. Particle physics is cool and while I love science with no direct practical application much of that realm of physics is not likely to ever yield much. Basic level biology, however, might not have direct benefits, but it will have long-term benefits once other researchers use it to complete work with more direct benefits.

Yet, if they find the Higg's boson, it will be :awesome:

They found Higgs the bosun though. Does that count for anything?

How about the Higgs bosom?

That is on the bosun's wife.

I do love the sailor's humor. Though it's even better since all three of our officers are female and they all are just as raunchy as the rest of us.

ZING.

Drunk as usual. What were they expecting to find?

Ahem...

Higgs' bosun.

That is all. We now return you to your regular scheduled programming.

(Boson.)

boatswain

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Nah, just control of gravity, nuclear fusion, time travel, and blowing up stars.

Pogo, i can say that that more we study physic, the less any of these things become probable. The everyday benefits of studying physics are becoming much more sparse, while my lovely chemistry is more "open"

Chemistry is merely the aspects of biology and physics that nobody else wanted to study so it got spun off. We both still have valid claims to our respective portions. Now politely keep doing it so we don't have to.

I agree there's no hope for time travel on large scale, wolfie, except for maybe tossing some particle forward in time. But once the Higg's boson is indentified, control of "gravitons" will not be far behind.

Lamed for having a ridiculous reason for laming.

MMmhmm yeah open to making more old dude boner and high blood pressure drugs and anything else marketable to the wealthy, not cures for dengue fever or malaria. Also yes I am cranky today.

A MILLION EXPLODING SUNS

CUT CUT CUT CUT

Man, YouTube comments. YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

"makes me wanna play some tetris while smashing peoples heads in. in a good way of course..."

The media talks about abstract science all the time if they can misinterpret that shit to make people think the world is gonna blow up.

[IMGS OFF]

jigga whaaat?

Yo dawg i heard you were pretty confused so we put encyclopedia's on the net to help you learn.

Did i get it right ?

Fuck you for putting that motherfucker's face on this board.

Fuck You.

How dare you speak that way about the Mustache of Wisdom?

Some motherfucker who thinks killing civilians in war is a good thing needs to be fed his own testicles.

I ran out of chubbies, so let me congratulate you, Mr Elbow, on advancing the art and science of communication by using Mr Friedman as a series of emoticons. Well done.

so are you a charter member of the thomas friedman fan club or what

because if so

he blows

**takes dramatic drag of cigarello**

I'm pretty sure that anyone who has been subjected to my political rants on here could not mistake me for a fan of Mr. Friedman. I am, however, a fan of his mustache and the effect that his visage produces on Biff.

just making sure, because he totally blows.

And yeah, this exchange lolled me up~!~!~ w2g elboxXx

Seldom has the use of the word moustache/mustache been so prolific on a single webpage.

Too bad that Ctrl F does not consider graphical moustaches.

Yes, well done. Classic Absurdism.
<golf clap>

Classic achilleselbow.

Also, I was very pleased to find out that I had enough chubbies for all of that.

Who is that?

I don't know, but I love what's going on here.

I regret that I only had one chubby to give to Achilleselbow for that.

Some goofy looking douche who'll always look like a goofy-looking douche.

He is the main guy in some country in the middle east I think, with crazy ideas about shit also.

I'm pretty sure it's Paul Krugman. Land sakes, I don't think I've ever seen Biff so agitated.

Amazing the things people can get themselves worked up over.

You don't think it's a concern?

What a writer for the New York Times (that I didn't even correctly recognize) thinks about anything?

No, I don't think it's a concern.

Oh. I thought I read in previous comments that he was a "main guy" somewhere O/S (which I interpreted as meaning political figure). Carry on.

You did read that, but that was someone who was even more wrong about the subject's identity than I was.

This will be the last post that will clutter this flurry of wrongness.

Not if I do this.

Foiled.

(Polite, subdued yet appreciative applause)

I really thought it was some hilarious sequence of posting by Master Elbow, but alas, we seemed to have lost biff thereafter.
And whaddayaknow, the Mustache is now the voice of Approval for the Obama administration.

That some goofy shit there.

It's Thomas Friedman. Paul Krugman is quite the opposite of a war cheerleader.

Holy fuck. I read From Beirut to Jerusalem not too long ago and I didn't even recognize the guy. The picture on the back of the book must've been from the '80s or something.

Thomas Friedman, NYT writer and mustache enthusiast, author of The World is Flat.

Mitt Romney's hair often plays a disturbing role in my dream life

I was wondering where you were! Have a lame!

Hey, it's the guy I've come to refer to as First Post Lamer Guy.

It's the guy I've come to refer to as Mr. Complainy Mouth Jones.

Y'know, he did totally call it.

Just sayin'.

That's rather beside the point, I think.

If someone can eat a tractor, they can blend a car.

Alternatively, *Insert divide by zero joke here*

ahem

SSI, you magnificent bastards.

Wow that thing is scary looking.

In an unrelated thread, while doing a youtube run through things going into the microwave I accidentally stumbled onto "Goldfish in the microwave". I thought at first it was about a box of delicious cheese crackers, but no, it was an animal.

I started dry heaving even without actually having watched the video.

Isn't YouTube supposed to take stuff like that down?

Or better yet, trace the fucker's IP and have the cops show up?

i am sorely dissapointed in youtube. it leaves videos of douchebags torturing cats, microwaving fish and burning bugs, but it bans my account for posting unlicenced "Traders" clips. that show aint out on DVD you know. Fuck.

Those douchebags torturing cats were original content and they were in keeping with the egalitarian ideals of an internet where you can express yourself.

But stealing episodes of "Traders"? Don't you know that illegal downloading is just like raping your own grandma?

You sick fuck.

itym 4chan. meh. splitting hairs, really.

Not going there for a few day. To hell with Boxxy

it is a waste of time, money, and effort to involve the police because a goldfish has died.

Sometimes you just need to shred a mofo.

[IMGS OFF]

Is that an extremely belated handface pic? Wow.

Whoah, I thought you were gone. I was sure your legacy would be just a bunch of Boo Diddlies forever floating back and forth throughout the distant archives.

I missed you crazy mofos.

I guess it is a handface, but mainly I look good in that picture.

I say "mofo" way too much for a tiny white girl.

You ain't no women, Florida.

How tiny are we talking, here? Like, scary tiny?

You know, if you are about 4 feet tall, you could do some quick buck at the cost of your physical and psycological equilibrium.

This photo is actual size.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just imagined you climbing out of my screen holding a knife and grinning.

I just wanted to share this cake with you...

Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror, but they're actual size.

Does she have all the money money couldn't buy?

I heard she hit person man on the head with a frying pan.

...wait...

man, it's so loud in here.

She's really just a man in a white dress.

What's that blue thing doing here!

Something grabbed ahold of my hand. I didn't know what had my hand.....yadda yadda yadda.

I can never resist these but I'm not really feelin' it right now.

Ah! That's it! KILLIT!KILLIT!KILLIT!KILLIT!KILLIT!!!

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This brings a tear to my eye, to be understood as both crazy and a mofo, and yet to still be attractive to barely legal women, that is what we all strive for, are you feelin' me bros?

Strictly speaking, she didn't say anything about "attractive."

Creep.

Strictly speaking, how can you miss something if it is not attractive?

Eunuch

I am not attracted to you, Pogo. Sorry for the confusion.
Linguistic ambiguity strikes again.

I am intensely attracted to Pogo.

Maybe you could give him a chubby? Dude deserves it.

I think he already takes pills for that.

No need for the pills yet, thankyouverymuch.

I meant electro-magnetically.

I think he has some sort of... device in his pocket or something. It's not natural.

insert device/pocket/chubby joke here

insert chubby here

That's what she said.

psst achilleselbow fucks robots and some more advanced forms of office stationery no ti ssap

You are the Fattest Man!


Congratulations

At wat point do you get so bored as to say "Fuck it. Let's blend a car, because we can."

word. this is america. we just destroy shit in creative ways for the hell of it, all being compulsively impulsive.

After watching The Brave Little Toaster millions of times in my younger days, videos like that make me depressed.

RUN

you watched it. you get it.

oh you are SO SCREWED!

*fhaa*

When i lie weak and immobile on my deatbed(natural causes i hope,far FAR into the future)

He will probably have enough guts to take a plane and a cab to the hospital, stand outside my room window and call me names before he rushes away, into the cab and tries to offer blowjobs to the cabdriver to convince him to ignore speed signs and red lights just to get away faster.


Fuck chuck, lets make facts about The Man With Blood on His Hands!

Every night before he goes to bed, Chuck Norris reads through every message board on the internet for any derogatory use of his name. He then finds the poster's IP address and writes it down on his list of brutal beatings for the next morning.

(actually he just scans through 4chan and Something Awful. He can't get himself to read all that irreverent crap)

Chuck norris thinks internet is the work of the devil, and he wants mandatory prayers in school.

and thats no lie

Oh man what a great Chuck Norris jok-

Oh.

OH.

i can relate to that sentiment.

Don't breathe it!

Don't breathe it!

Or a worrying sign of what's to come!

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This....is a line that deserves immortality.

The answer is: "because it is a Whopper"

I have plenty of free Whopper coupons. Now I wonder what I can get people to do for them....

MUAAhahahaahahaaa!

I will blend sj457 for a Whopper coupon.

I'm tempted to ask for cock pics with a sign saying "V-Chub", but I'm actually afraid that if I did that people would actually post them.

Who would blend what now, pogex?

i have had whoper

also if you sacrifice an 11th friend you get a medium order of fries and a coke

free refills? this is important

Burger King has almost always had free refills. It seems that most fast food places nowadays do unless they're limited for space and in a mall or such and McDonald's rarely does. But Burger King and Taco Bell and such are pretty big on the whole "get your own damn drink" model. If they don't you might be able to just ask at the counter.

Not only do we rarely have fast food around here, but most of the places that do sell cheap food tend to only sell soda in cans at a markup ($1-1.50 a can on average). Even better places often only do cans. It's annoying as hell. I mean, the taqueria selling Mexican soda in bottles I can get behind, but so many other places are just seemingly dicks.

McDonalds upsized drinks are only like 6 cents extra anyway, so if you need more to drink just order it.

As horrible as Wendy's burgers are to me, I have to give them props for having medium sizes that are the equivalent of larges at other restaurants, so I only guess their large sizes are the size of SUPER AWESOME ULTRA BIG GULPS and that you can swim in them.

i live in australia and it is the stuff of legend here that in the glittering jewel that is the US of A, medium cokes at macdonalds are equivalent to our large sizes. the same goes for our supersized, which equals the US large. i would like to think that this means australia is moderate and self controlled but i am sure the truth is we are just getting schisted. as one of the fattest nations on earth i doubt we would have any issue in washing down our cardboard burgers with even greater amounts of liquid carbonated sugar.

No, it means that Americans are lardasses who don't understand the concept of "small" and whose average portions are at least 1.5x what any normal person needs to eat.

There is an Animaniacs episode where Dr. Scratch n' Sniff goes to the movies:

"I'd like a small popcorn please."
"We don't have small."
"Then I'll take a medium."
"We don't have medium."
"Well what do you have?"
"We have Large, Super Chubby, and Double Super Chubby!"
"Then isn't a large a small?"
"Uhhh... I have to go ask my manager."

He ends up getting a large, which he has to carry with both hands.

While this is true, I have noticed that McD's, BK AND Taco Bell have smaller medium sizes in comparison to Wendy's. Maybe it is just me, I don't know.

Well, that would explain why I always have to order the kids meal so I can finish my burger...

Why do you not eat stuff that can be measured in inches ?

Hey, Wolfensti, what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

(Or Quebec, I forget. Don't ruin this for me.)

We call it a "Royal with cheese"

oh please HAMSCOUT! Royal with CHEESE! The potential for BUGGERY is overwhelming!

Just try, funny little man

Have you seen a Quarter Pounder before?

Does it LOOK like a bitch?

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK IT LIKE ONE.

FAST FOOD, MOTHERFUCKER!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Warm, sloppy, delicious. I really can't tell!

Gives you problems pooping...

*wake up* whaszzah?
>picks up assetbarphone< what, woodenteeth?
aww, just...
>pantomimes hastily replacing Henry VIII's hat with giant reggiano wheel.<
I'm tired! I'm trying to buy a house...
*falls gently back to sleep*

>woodenteeth goes back to playing charades with himself

>Is it a walrus?
>You're just terrible at everything aren't you.

You know what they call cottage pie in France?
Hachis Parmentier.
http://pulpbard.wikispaces.com/

But it's a drink! I need more because I'm fucking thirsty here. Gluttony doesn't really apply to drinks. Plus, if you're drinking diet soda you're actually consuming far fewer calories than if you were drinking juice or milk or something else typically considered "healthy".

A lot of juice is pretty calorically equivalent to soda.

Calories aren't a bad thing

You need them to live

Also diet cola makes you want to consume more calories. I forget why this is, but it's definitely true I promise.

Not to mention Nutrisweet, which'll put some holes in yer brain for ya.

True...but I learned how to cook for a family of 5 , then learned how to cook WELL in bulk.

A small meal for myself usually involves over 5000 calories. I eat a lot of carrots and drink a lot of water in between binges.

AMERICANS ARE FAT EVERYONE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT AMERICAN AND SKINNY AND CULTURED

The Wendy's near me has incredibly tasty and cold -- nay, crispy Coca Cola.

It is the only thing I order there.

I feel the need to mention once again that Wendy's burgers turn my poo green.

Nice-on-water: Wendy's burgers turn his poo green.

restaurants wouldnt lose money if they all gave free refills, but since this is capitalism, some dont.

CANADIAN TIRE MONEY!
*Americans think its our real money.

My money has the queen on it. And some hockey players, and a dude with funny hair! I love Canada.

What happens if you microwave a Nokia? The results will astound you, children, but do not look away...

Cell Phone in Microwave

In Australia it will result in you having minature sized cash. Like when you put chip packets in the oven and they go all small.

Just like old-times!

Hell yes, I remember doing that as a kid! And then I would go, "Fuck, that was five dollars I could have spent on two and a half Magnums." Magnums used to be two bucks, but now they are like 3.50. Times have changed.

Shit, magnums hadn't been invented when I was a kid. (Note to those unfortunate enough not to live or have lived in Australia a magnum is a pricey icecream on a stick).

We have Magnums in the States too. Or... I know I've seen them before. Might have been in Germany, though.

We have them in the UK too. When I was a kid "do you want to be an astronaut or have a double caramel magnum" would have been a dilemma.

Magnum Ego. One of the main reasons for living.

The real cover from Beef's Playgirl

Apollo! Zeus! Wipe that smug look off his face!

They can't - he's moustache-protected.

Moustache provided immortality and ninja killing abilities back in the 80's
Nowaday they provide embarassment and lack of intimate touch appart from maybe a flirty Barber

Man, you kids and your Salmanazars!

I'd say that a Whopper is worth at least a Methuselah.

Looks like what we call a-- get ready-- roasted almond Good Humor bar. Gaytime, Good Humor: same thing basically, but they can mean oh so many different things.

Australians must be much more secure in their sexuality. That would never be a name of a food in The States in a million gay years.

Please listen to Golden Gaytime by the Bedroom Philospher. I won't find it for you however. It is a hilarious comment on what degree Australians are comfortable with our sexuality.

I just heard an interview the Bedroom Philosopher had with the inventor of the Golden Gaytime. He said that they originally wanted to put fudge in the Gaytime. No word of a lie.

Imagine the decades of horrible innuendo we've missed out on! The Entendre!

Surely they originally wanted to 'pack' the fudge in?

A Fudge-packed Golden Gaytime. On Christmas day. On Bondi Beach.

Come on Aussie!

A gay year is seven regular years, right?

That would be why sixty year old gay guys still dress like they are 23 ( nine years after they came out)

For under a dollar a man will leer knowingly at you on the train. Two bucks if you want him to "accidentally" rub up against you first so that you are able to feel his hard cock pressed up against you. The imprint of it lingering for the rest of the ride.

But I just wanted a biscuit (cookie) covered icecream. *sobs*

But no fudge?

My last gaytime was circa 2003. Times are sad.

I mean Gaytime.

I guess you have a lot of gaying to do, then. Get to it.

did you ever hear those terrible icecream related jokes? no? well, here you go:

what were the two boys doing behind the ice cream truck? having a gay time.

what were the two girls doing behind the icecream truck?
licking their splits (a split is another australian icecream delight)

man do i ever regret posting that.

I would watch the girls licking each other's splits and then slowly saunter in asking, "Hey ladies, looks like you need a banana to go with those."

Bow-Chika, Bow-Wow

That's awefully nice of you :)

Also puts a whole new taint on the line 'Do you feel lucky punk'?

...you said "taint".

Heheheheheh...

Wait! So did you!

But he said it in quotes. That changes things. He was only referencing it.

i don't see a bibliography

It wasn't a citation. None was needed.

This article could be improved by moving relevant items to the main text and linking citations.

Oh fuck Wikipedia. Bastards think they invented providing proper credit.

Australian money is made of chips? That is awesome.

The coins are little fish.

Thomas' makes BAGELS?

nooks AND crannys?

I couldn't believe it either!

Alcoves? Are you sure this is the right word?

Alcoves! What news from the north?

Plenty of alcoves in Bruges.

And noice, medieval bildins. with alcoves.

"They're makin' a Movie about Midgets!"

What're we doin' in fuckin' Bruuuuuge!?

Dim-dims? Is this the word?

tim tams plus milo equals fun game called tim tam slam.

sip the heated milo through the tim tam and the wafer in your mouth before it falls into the milo.

good times.
good times.

Americans don't get Tim Tams. Fuck you Aussies!

i've never seen them in stores. i really want some now. bleh.

There's an English/Irish import shop vaguely near me. I might need to head by there. I can probably find some along with some Branston pickle and HP Sauce. Damn. Now I want me a proper bacon sandwich pretty bad.

Do they also have MP Sauce?

Greg Barker is selling his own private reserve, but I think that's about it.

you need to mine for mana, silly

Oh man I am so late on saying this I am so sorry but this isn't true at all. Target sells them. They sell them so hard.

they offer them in our country now(at least a year later).

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE WORDS DOING TOGETHER?

I know, KNOW there is meaning hidden somewhere in this array, but it sounds all Bill Cosby to me.

That is Canadian money. I'm not sure if it counts.

Indeed, our money as a lot of denim in it. Also, different colour for different value. Yet, i tought that australia was entirely fabric, making it un-forgeable

If by fabric you mean nigh-indestructible and nigh-unforgeable polymer (the way it seems lots of countries are now wanting to go as well, including Mexico):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_banknote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_currency#Polymer_series
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=YTggA4jVPj0

It's the way of the future, I tells ya!


(if you like old-school "How Things Work" kids' shows, you will like that video)

Ok now i have a total melancholy strike. Did you watch «Il était une fois...l'homme» wich would translate as "Once upon a time there was....man". It was a telling of the human history, both totally 80's while being educative. I don't know if it was translated in english or anything, but that is seriously a thing in my province.

Alas, your diacritics are bunk, so I don't have the luxury of knowing what you're talking about. Just Google it, IMDB it, and potentially YouTube it. Surely it'll be around the place.

I already found the DVD, first time Wikipedia is THAT helpfull

yeah man, i could never get most of those business statistics problem sets. teacher's edition, there would be WORKED SOLUTIONS and everything! sweet manna from heaven, i could die a happy man.

That breaks my heart.

You just gotta ask an irresponsible adult to get it for you, just like you were getting booze. They don't ask for your secret teacher's ID or anything.

Just like ordering the cheap African/Asian textbooks from eBay. They don't care if it ships to an American address.

..but ain't you have to pay much money for shipping and all?

don't cry for me, rowboat...the truth is i never took business statistics... </evita>

Thank God.

I took it and got an A biyaaaaaaaaaaaatch
Sorry. Sorry everyone

A definite return to form. The break did do Onstad good.

My cockles are definitely warmer. It was creative in that good Achewood way, a minor classic.

Always good to see Roast Beef doing something well. This could also have been four or five separate good strips, but that's a quibble.

I hate you.

Eeeebony and Iiiiivory!

In perfect harmony etc.

I am confused as to this current turn of events. TGH is yelling and I don't know why. Where are my slippers? Damn it all!

THAT GUY SAID A STUPID THING.

Also, I wasn't the one who lamed him, for the record. I felt insulting him was enough. I'll take my lames but you all know it's true.

.....the stupid thing was claiming that the comic could have been 4 or 5 separate strips? Really? Sorry man, but unless I'm missing something, that's a bit of an over-reaction.

It's a stupid thing to complain about something frivolous like that. Maybe it was a bit of an overreaction but sometimes you have to burn down your house in order to clean the carpet.

Holy shit, I don't even remember saying that. That last sentence is fucking genius though.

Go me.

Yah. You seem a little on edge.

Everything cool?

A cursory glance at Facebook reveals that... Yes, it is as I feared. His girlfriend has stopped putting out.

What? HOW DID YOU KNOW?

No actually, she had to go back home for Winter Break so...

Find a whore, I mean, besides you girlfriend.

HEY. Not cool, bub.

Of course its not cool, he's about a million years old.

Yeah, but I got the new Graveyard CD and you don't.

Here's an idea.


Read one row of panels a day.

Then get back to us.

Finally someone gets me!

He's just trying to get rid of you for six days.

game, set, match.

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You know, I have been saying that over and over, but today, I changed my mind. That's because I enjoy the discussions as much -- if not more -- than the strip. And if we only had a day to bullshit and hate on each other and post gnarly fucked-up crap from the innernets, that would NOT be as much fun as these multi-day cluster fucks. Am I right, men?

I don't know if I'm allowed to respond to this, due to my lack of manhood, but I agree with you.

My penis would too, if I had one.

This being the Internets, you automatically have a e-penis. Use it wisely

*has sex with a 12 year old, three asians, and another woman pretending to be a man*

Being the internet, i congratulate you for your spoils. Man points for the 12 year old

Watch where you point that thing!

You could poke someone's e-ye out!

Sorry, goodwill, I meant to add "and ladies," but I was too in love with my swearing and stuff. Thanks for agreeing.

DiSaGrEeMeNt BoX

Regicide was the case that they gave me.

I have actually been thinking that due to the hiatus maybe we should take a group trip back through the archives starting at the first strip.

Substantive posting only though (or humorous riffing off of what others have said). Let's leave the fun, petty stuff in the current strip.

judging by my inbox, people are way ahead of you

Really? I'm going to go look, save my place.

I have been doing this for several weeks. I'm about halfway through 2005.

2005 brings me a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Dangit, I am not going back there. Pretty much all of my early comments were terrible and consisted of me being a pedantic and boring dick*. I was hoping that no one would ever see them again.

*This is an opportunity for someone to say something like "all of your early comments?"

*ahem*

all of your early comments?

WHAMMY!

I was drunk and feel terrible. Please lame this idiotic response, lame it to hell.

Baldur's Gate?

Boo!

*Squeak*

This is a great strip. I feel like I was just handed the Achewood Teacher's Edition, fresh from the shelves of the book room with the corners still sharp, after spending a semester with "diagram of a cell" mimeographs.

It was a really great strip.

But was it this great?

fifty bucks dude. you have paypal, right?

i have to thread-jack here. sorry. i think this could be important. or i have to at least sate my paranoid tendencies.

anyone here near any military base?
if not, has anyone else noticed increased military air traffic?

i saw a group of four helicopters flying low to the deck and fast as the dickens in a perfect diamond formation past my house earlier. a second group passed by like five or ten minutes later. it isn't possible for the same group to have circled around and come back the same direction in that amount of time 'cos i would have seen their orbit.

it was weird wacky.

plz r/r. kthxbai.

Possible reasons:

- Drill
- Air show
- Everything you fear


I take (c). Is probably most basic reason.

- Guantanamo detainees en route to new digs near you
- One World Government getting ready to assert itself
- 8 military helicopters conducting routine training flights

Calm yourself, please.

dang. it is worse than i thought.

they got the doctor. and irondave

ohhhh shiiiiiiiiit

I am from the resistance. Come with me if you want to continue to correctly use the word 'abstruse'.

Funny you should mention it, Cap'n. I was out smoking a cigarette on my balcony this mornin' when here comes two F-15s just cruisin' low right over my neighborhood like it was nothin'. No shit, man. Somethin's up.

I love legal tenderness.

And im a socialist.

One order of LTLC for the jerk at table 3!

HAHAHAHAH....uh what?

And wash your invisible hands before you come to the table. Ain't no tellin' where they been.

Man, that chick is definitely hiking my interest.

I feel a little cheap for getting chubbies for repeating concept on the achewood strip.....

then again keep 'em comming.

HA! Silverfish! Ha HA!

Did Onstad find silverfish in his cashbox after a pre-move garage sale? The alt-text implies this is primarily based in reality ...

Silverfish are fucking disgusting and weird and probably the man reason I'm never doing garage sales again.

Actually my experience with an all-day mass garage sale was not as horrible as moving boxes from storage and finding a swarm of silverfish.

They are so damn...unnatural.

Silverfish Rush?

Peter Jackson is mucho skinny these days, no more sketching ideas onto Big Mac wrappers for him.

Oh ho ho, oh dear me.


"Is your kid mixed race"?

Half silver, half cu-ca-ra-cha. Fuckin' bastard never called me back. *great pains to hold back tears*

Half silver, half cockroach, all bastard.

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NEW ACTION HERO SUPER-SILVER-ROACH