It is good jail-bra licking etiquette to offer the unused cup to your friends.

I like to believe that Lyle sticks his pinky out while lifting the cup.

Perhaps Chris will update it just for you.

I doubt it though Lyle thinks Cornelus' car shoots a doily onto parking spaces, so I think Lyle is an established Philistine. That and he douches his balls in the salad bowl.

No, this is something Lyle would do:

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Not the left cup, necessarily. That's the dregs.

Watching TV is the opposite of licking a bra you found that might have touched a boob.

Policewoman with slow reaction time?

haven't been arrested much huh

yeah they are like pens you can pick a couple up from every desk and flat surface

The pharmaceutical companies just go around handing them out, so that you will remember the name of their allergy medicine.

flontitafen

Teamocil!

who am i kidding, lyle doesn't wear condoms

Scientists are still figuring it out

In highlighting the stuffed tiger's preference to suckle a bra of unknown affiliation rather than engage in the socially more acceptable activity of watching television, is Onstad subtly "ripping on" the quality of today's "TV," condemning the the culture at large which is responsible for both the decline of the visual medium and underwear fetishization, or did he just want to convey to his audience, through the distorted prism that is Acheworld, that licking bras is awesome, 'cause it's almost certainly been on TITS, man.

Egads, I have found my thesis!

MLA Conference 2008
Symposium: "Sexual/Textual Anxieties: WebComix in the Post-Comedy Millennium"

2 PM, Ponderosa Ballroom

Panelist 2 (mortshire, U Maryland College Park): "Mother's Milk or Fetishwear? Syntextual Commentary on Boobs and Tubes in Achewood."

Has anyone else noticed a trend on assetbar where a good half of discussions wind up either condemning or intellectually fellating the author?

Criticism is one thing, as I am pretty disappointed in todays strip, but I think this is a prime example of being a cock to a stranger.

negative points man.

No one should be a cock to a stranger, ever!

I think it's neat how you can glean so much about a person's intellect and character from which day's comic strips they liked.
That must help you out a lot in life. (Like when you get into fights with people on the internet about how much you liked a comic strip)

Ray buying weird shit on eBay has been done quite a lot, I can give you that, but it was still funny. Phillipe struggling with simple tasks or concepts due to being five/possibly retarded, also a common occurence, but also still funny. Lyle being dirty is a well established character trait, but this is a new, and funny low for him. I don't see the problem. Onstad is working with the characters he has, doing what they do. What do you want? New characters and ridiculous events constantly happening like in a Sitcom that knows it is becoming stale?

Well, maybe it's more in the line that they're not really shocking developments of the character. Phillipe's struggles somehow fell flat with me, even though all the apparent elements were there, and today's felt like the b-side to the vomitting on a football, a classic. Ray's strip was immense because of the final frame, however. But that may be due to Ray being a much more developed character. Granted, when I'm "disappointed" in a strip in the ways I've pointed out, it usually means giving it a 3 instead of a 4. 1s and 2s are inherently lame and, like 5s, must be completely deserving.

(Even though all of these strips are about Teodor, essentially; all the different ways he attempts and occasionally fails to interact with the people around him. In this way is Onstad is cleverly developing his character in a fairly original way, as far as webcomics go.)

OH MY GOD STOP HAVING OPINIONS

Where can I get these "eyeball lessons"?

Ask Robert Johnson, Doctor of Ocular Shennanigans.

What do you guys think this is, Friday?

Pubescent males are more likely to lactate than males of other ages. Except for babies. A mother's hormone levels can produce a baby that lactates shortly after birth.
So it's either; a cracked out whore's milk, pubescent boy's milk, cracked out pubescent boy's milk, uncracked out whore's milk, babies milk, or crack baby milk. For the baby milk scenario one must create a likely course of events. Lactating baby kept in a bra used as a sling during a daring crack whore robbery?

Don't forget, men and women under estrogen therapy or women with pseudocyesis (imaginary pregancy)!

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Stellar. Did anyone else notice that each panel after the first could serve as the punchline? A lesser strip would have stopped after the first giggle, but no, Lyle is going to keep on pushing that button. With his tongue.

Panels 1 & 2 alone would make for a nice minimalist strip, though.

That's Lyle's idea of foreplay.

Like licking the foil lid of the pudding cup before tucking into the Main Event.

the bra will never get into it otherwise.

check wikipedia. i think they have a 3000 word article on that.

Haughty words for someone who'd drag eBayed merkins through breakfast eggs, Teodor.

Lengthy negative comments are a lot better than terse "this sucks goodbye" negative comments. Why discourage people from posting reasoned criticism? Ideally, at least, it generates thoughtful and entertaining discussion.

If this board had a like-it-or-shut-up policy, I don't think I would visit. Unfortunately, I think I see it headed that way. Every comment expressing anything less than gushing love for the day's strip is lamed out the wazoo.

Lyle is a stuffed tiger