He doesn't really want it. Just wants Todd to waste his dick suckin' money on one.
peterjoel » neu2 years ago
Or maybe he knows that People Magazine is just too big to fit in Todd's van...
ham_shoes » pro9 months ago
Ha! Rolled up, sticking out the back like a carpet
tekende » pro2 years ago
It is possible that he doesn't want it. He's lying.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
It is possible that he does want it. Lying robots got to keep up with the competition.
centipede_damascus » neu2 years ago
I wish I had a van! That would really change things for me!
arcibi » pro2 years ago
What I want to know is why they thought all that stuff would fit in Todd's fan
arcibi » neu2 years ago
or van, rather
The typos have struck again
ambala » neu2 years ago
Multiple trips are in order.
chaesar » pro2 years ago
Great how it opens with LieBot already being a dick.
m3funkyb » neu2 years ago
now that todd has a van, THEY CAN DO ANYTHING
f1shst1ck » neu2 years ago
Jim Jarmusch movies are the best
nutmeg » neu2 years ago
dead man! that movie is referenced later in an alt text during the mexican magical realism arch
something like
"imagine the Dead Man soundtrack played on a theremin"
NEIL YOUNG DID THAT SCORE!
love jim jarmusch, love neil young, love this fucking comic.
bpmead » pro1 years ago
Jim Jarmusch is my favorite director. Neil Young is my favorite musician. William Blake is my favorite poet. Dead Man is an okay movie.
I imagine they're either watching Stranger Than Paradise or Ghost Dog. Maybe Broken Flowers.
gothicdance » neu1 years ago
Téodor seems like he'd be really into Down By Law
brokeaccount » neu10 months ago
I'd place my bets on him being a Mystery Train kind of guy.
CARUL PARKINSU!
m_always » neu8 months ago
Down By Law, TOTALLY.
All wishing he was Zack.
Or Jack. Whichever of the two was the pimp with the black gal.
Fuck I need to watch that movie again.
qatipay » neu2 years ago
"Heyo!"
1000hz » neu2 years ago
Suckin' Dick bought that van.
spectre » pro2 years ago
Lie Bot tells the truth again. He DID want a People Magazine. But when he said that Todd's van "really changes things for us" did he lie again? Hmmm. And, uh, about Teodor's affectional preference. Could be a lie, could be the truth.
farqussus » neu1 years ago
How do you know he DID? Did he tell you? He would have been lying. The only way you could come to that conclusion was if he told you, personally, that he didn't really want it, and you inferred from his reputation as a liar that he actually DID want it.
Then, however, he'd have told two different people the opposite things, both of which had to have been lies. Then what?
hendetta » pro2 years ago
This is the start of Todd's downfall.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Literally.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
Heyo!
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Heyo is a common reaction to Todd's ridiculousness.
neitherman » pro2 years ago
The van is a smack enabler.
quarantine » neu2 years ago
Man I love Todd's van.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
The first story arc! Sorta!
em2 » neu1 years ago
Certainly the first To Be Continued...
lolsworth » neu2 months ago
Epochs are shattering all over the damn place
rainbowbrite » pro2 years ago
JIM JARMUSCH MOVIES! :-)
killingthejay » neu2 years ago
ain't no way all that shit gonna fit in that van.
snowman » neu2 years ago
Lie Bot would NOT like a copy of People Magazine.
aristagoras » pro1 years ago
Back when Lie Bot was part of the gang...
sdskyle » neu1 years ago
First "Heyo!" in all of achewood. <3
sdskyle » neu1 years ago
Nevermind that the word has been mentioned several times prior to my comment...
zapatos » pro1 years ago
"Todd has a VAN! This really changes things for us!" When I grow up, I want to be Lie Bot.
milo » pro1 years ago
aww Lie Bot, why arent you in more comics? best character ever
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something like
"imagine the Dead Man soundtrack played on a theremin"
NEIL YOUNG DID THAT SCORE!
love jim jarmusch, love neil young, love this fucking comic.
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I imagine they're either watching Stranger Than Paradise or Ghost Dog. Maybe Broken Flowers.
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CARUL PARKINSU!
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All wishing he was Zack.
Or Jack. Whichever of the two was the pimp with the black gal.
Fuck I need to watch that movie again.
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Then, however, he'd have told two different people the opposite things, both of which had to have been lies. Then what?
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