They really sugar coat the part about the stingrays on that tour.

no one understands how much me and philippe have in common.

We've spared no expense.

Too bad it's the Super-Muffled French edition.

i like to think right at that moment the tape tells him to continue on upstairs.

I have to disagree. If you look at the original description, it describes him as a retarded otter, and I think you can tell that's what Onstad had in mind for the first run of strips. It's never explicit, but the most obvious one is when it's gross when he opens his mouth. After a handful of strips the characterization shifts and he seems much more like a little kid. I think Onstad changed his mind about what he wanted to do with the character.

Philippe just wanted to extend Shark Week.

Better still, it's a tour of a place where he would be an exhibit.

The shrooms are still working.

it looks like philippe has too many arms

The only thing better than listening to tapes like this by yourself is listening to them when you are sitting in the mall. The descriptions tend to match up perfectly.