It is a requirement that at least one Achewood character be running in every presidential election.
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
The Achewood Party is taking form. It's certainly got a defining set of ideals, wouldn't you say?
blarghamagarky » neu2 years ago
Namely, that no one should be a cock to a stranger, ever.
synnah » neu2 years ago
Ray is kind of being a cock to that interviewer, though..
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
It's because the stranger did not wage peace.
chuvak » neu2 years ago
I feel that they are not strangers. It's been a long press conference.
peterjoel » neu2 years ago
So long that Ray had to change out of his black jacket, into a grey one.
charchar » neu1 years ago
So long the black jacket faded into a grey one.
gussiejives » neu2 years ago
What I'm concerned about is Philippes pre-eminent mayor fixation relapsing.
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
I think there's a greater danger of that reporter's colon prolapsing.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Beef still hasn't given him the Pope test yet, though. I'm undecided until we see which way he jumps on that.
jesler729 » neu2 years ago
Lazarus would be proud.
biff » neu2 years ago
About time somebody gave those reporter fucks what for.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
Reporters can ask some assholey questions. I mean, what the fuck DO they think getting up in the morning is for?
The answer, my friends, is not prayin' and sweepin'.
beansdooma » neu2 years ago
ray smuckles: angriest presidential cantidate?
cousinted » neu2 years ago
He is a close second to Mike Gravel.
Gravel/Smuckles '08!
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Just you wait. Gravel will win this year, he'll come back, you mark my words.
biomusicologist » neu2 years ago
Hey, this is why I'm voting for Mike Gravel right here:
When LiveScience asked the senator if he thought creationism should be taught in public schools, Gravel replied:
"Oh God, no. Oh, Jesus. We thought we had made a big advance with the Scopes monkey trial....My God, evolution is a fact, and if these people are disturbed by being the descendants of monkeys and fishes, they've got a mental problem. We can't afford the psychiatric bill for them. That ends the story as far as I'm concerned."
Seriously, it's like a combination of Beef's anti-social barely-concealed despising of idiots and Ray's in-your-face attitude.
Mike Gravel: the candidate who most resembles a hypothetical and unholy union of two male cats who don't even exist.
baryonyx » pro2 years ago
Well yeah man, I mean, it's sort of his platform after all...
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jujubeesforjesus » neu2 years ago
No, this is why you should vote for Gravel. I mean, seriously.
rad_chillies » neu2 years ago
jesus. I've seen that. it's horrible and hilarious at the same time. I still have trouble believing that he allowed them to make that.
rad_chillies » neu2 years ago
oh, I was actually referring to this youtube video. i just assumed that's what you linked.
Damn, I'd never heard of Mike Gravel before, but based entirely on his representation here on the boards, I want to know a lot more about him and possibly vote for him? Too bad I'm Canadian.
irondave » neu2 years ago
In some US jurisdictions your Canadian-ness is no obstacle to voting. Check with your precinct captain.
biomusicologist » neu1 years ago
Every time I see this I wish I could chubby it.
gormster » neu2 years ago
I love that, in a quote that will almost certainly piss of some Christians, he opens with a bit of blasphemy.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
Funny thing is, I was thinking last night about how there hasn't really been much discussion of religion on these boards. Not even when Retardo was being all "Look at me, I'm the gay stereotype homophobes assumed me to be in the first place! Yay! Who likes dick?" I would have assumed it'd come up then, but I guess not. On most other boards it heatedly comes up at least once, briskly descending into assholery and name-calling from all sides of the belief and non-belief spectrum.*
I mean, maybe I just missed out on some of it on the Quail Bible page.
I mean, we don't have to bring it up, I'm cool - I was just surprised, is all. Has it come up before I was here?
drskradley » neu2 years ago
Heh, really made you think with that asterisk, didn't I? No, of course it wasn't a mistake. Just wanted to play with your frikkin' minds.
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
If you hold stiff, conservative religious views, chances are Achewood stops appealing to you long before you join Assetbar.
"What! Heaven is not an apartment building! And the LORD did not design the cat to walk and speak as a man; this is an Abomination!"
epicurus » neu2 years ago
I'd chubby this is I could. Although, as a result of this post, from now on your comments are going to be in my great-aunt's voice.
pascal » neu2 years ago
"Prattlin'" has certainly been one of the largest problems of the last several presidencies. Way to go, Ray.
gregchant » pro2 years ago
It's a good thing too, as Ray's tolerance for Corporate Prattlin' regarding misplaced curdic options is minimal: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7205992.stm
I attribute this directly to Ray's prattle-free campaign message.
SMUCKLES FOR A FLAT, REGULAR HAIR FREE AMERICA '08
biff » neu2 years ago
Does that mean flat, regular hair, free America?
Or flat, regular, hair-free America?
I could vote for the one, but not the other.
lastlarf » neu2 years ago
I would vote for someone who promised to free my country of flat, regular hair.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
Quote:
"Prattlin'" has certainly been one of the largest problems of the last several presidencies.
And yet, that is Exactly what we see you doing here.
Any you too, over in the corner snickering, bub!
And, well...me too. We prate, we prattle, we pratfall.
littlefatdog » pro2 years ago
They've been saying for years that what this country needs is a president who is a cat and a vice who is 5.
hexjumper » neu2 years ago
I wonder if this is what press junkets were like back in the 19th century? Somebody would ask Lincoln a stupid question, Lincoln would march on down and slap the reporter in the face with his dick, amble back up for the next question...
It's fun to dream.
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
Lincoln didn't have to march on down to reach that reporter with his dick.
NOTORIOUS L.I.N.C.O.L.N. dick slapper extraordinaire!
kenny » neu2 years ago
this. this is number 1.
starman11 » pro2 years ago
Presenting: Ray Smuckles and Chris Onstad, with the best refutation for thinking too much about anything, ever. From now until November 4th, I will be disappointed every day that a candidate does not say those exact things.
budenhagen » neu2 years ago
Obligatory "Ray Smuckles: He Gets Things Done" post in 3... 2... 1...
red_dawn » neu2 years ago
That took 12 minutes to happen. I'm a little disappointed.
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
I apologize. I came as fast as I could.
retinarow » neu2 years ago
that's what she said? zing?
autrepoupee » neu2 years ago
too easy~
which is also something she said BINGBANGBOM-- ps red_dawn i just want to say im sorry i accidentally lamed you when a chubby was meant to be (i do not hate, i appreciate)
odei » neu2 years ago
I balanced it out for you! I hope no-one accuses me of being a communist and beats me.
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
All waiting in the chubby ration line, and then suddenly realize that you just queued up for Lames. But whatever, it all tastes like gray and depressing anyhow.
autrepoupee » neu2 years ago
Tonight: Is America ready for the first angry cat candidate? The beautiful Anne Coulter is here to talk about that very subject, and her new book, Spayed : Young Cats in the Age of Pusses (liberals that is you see). Lets play Hardball!
autrepoupee » neu2 years ago
i understand political satire is a lot more cutting if you spell the target's name correctly, so :0( everybody
thegrapist » neu2 years ago
Holy fucking shit
Here comes a story?
Many thanks Chris Onstad!
timjankowiak » neu2 years ago
Just when Huckabee thought he had permanently secured the Chuck Norris endorsement...
baryonyx » pro2 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
A vote for Ray Smuckles is a vote for a ruder America, today.
C'mon, I know I'm not the only gent with Photoshop out there, let's get this campaign rolling.
cousinted » neu2 years ago
Oh, you bastard! beaten by six minutes:
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baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Aha! I knew you'd be up to similar shenanigans as I. I approve of the Avatar, by the way; Bone is a fine, fine work.
cousinted » neu2 years ago
The same sentiment goes back to you your avatar my friend; there is nothing more beautiful than a well-worn gas-mask.
digdugz » neu2 years ago
Someone didn't get enough hugs todayyyyyyyyyyy
myrrdisparo » neu2 years ago
*hugs nbgreene*
There, happy now?
nbgreene » neu2 years ago
thaaanks guuyyss
moolah » neu2 years ago
Ray Smuckle
He Gets Things Don
didymos » pro2 years ago
This is perfect. It has been my policy to always vote for whichever dude that has the least mercy, and Ray happens to be a dude that Has Got No Mercy.
The fact that Ray is also proudly, in-your-face Rude just seals the deal.
retinarow » neu2 years ago
Would Ray really be the first cat president?
Regarding Bill Clinton: ""This is our first cat president, more cat-ish than any actual cat who could ever be elected in our children's lifetime."
-Toni Morrison
andrew_ » neu2 years ago
I nearly peed myself after imagining Ray kicking an enormous ship so hard that the anchor dropped.
inspectorgadget » neu2 years ago
An event soon to be recorded in the Potty Pals newsletter. Nolan waits with bated breath.
werthog42 » neu2 years ago
That chubby was about one third content, two thirds using the correct spelling of "bated." I almost forgot I was on the Internet!
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
Yeah, I'm so used to the taught righting stile you fined on the internets that I cant quiet remember how Ingles is spoken anymore.
mjnevin » neu2 years ago
I would purchase a Smuckles '08 bumper sticker so fast my money would catch fire.
buttermoths » pro2 years ago
oh necessarily
Y'hear that, Onstad? And I don't even own a car.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
I don't think this is convincing him. Burning money is notoriously bad for your overall profit margin.
nhennies » pro2 years ago
You cannot tolerate prattlin if you're a member of the foursome.
bondijames » pro2 years ago
Clearly Ray is taking over where Fred Thompson left off...
baryonyx » pro2 years ago
Tomorrow's headline:
2008 ELECTIONS PRECLUDED BY NATIONWIDE PUBLIC OUTCRY; MAYOR RAY SMUCKLES, ROAST BEEF KAZENZAKIS, AND RETURNING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PHILIPPE ENTER OFFICE AS FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL TRIUMVIRATE BY FORCE OF UNANIMOUS PUBLIC DEMAND NATIONWIDE
Current administration "forcibly ejaculated" from office (see pg. A7)
Demonstrators throng streets in all major cities (see pg. A4)
Smuckles, "The Electoral College simply can't deal with this, you know? When it's time, it's time. Simple as that." (see pg. A6)
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
ROAST BEEF: FIRST ELECTED OFFICIAL FROM CIRCUMSTANCES
straw » neu2 years ago
I don't know about that, JFK definitely had some circumstances in his age.
Sadly there is a typo. It was supposed to say that "Demonstrators thong streets."
cpnglxynchos » neu2 years ago
see, that's what i had read at first...
but then i was Wrong.
earendil » neu2 years ago
Damn! I was going to say that the minute I saw the word "throng." Then I scrolled down. Chubby for you.
talix18 » neu2 years ago
Dammit. Read *all* comments.
talix18 » neu2 years ago
"Demonstrators throng in thongs"? Too forced?
nickgranger » neu2 years ago
this is good
foea » neu2 years ago
One of the reporters appears to have his mic stand grafted to his skull.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
Panel 5 sums up a lot of important findings in political science and philosophy.
red_dawn » pro2 years ago
Not to mention economics and psychology.
earendil » neu2 years ago
Also geography. This is just a solid gold nugget of knowledge, folks.
shades » neu2 years ago
another easy 5. please let this turn into a substantial arc. please.
heavymetaljesus » pro2 years ago
Ray's been wearing clothes a lot lately. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
inspectorgadget » neu2 years ago
Now that he's monk dimin', he's got to cover up elsewhere.
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
Oh, wow! I never considered the connection between the monk dime, potential latent male insecurity, and a presidential bid. Too bad monk dimin' is worse than philandering, drug use, or Mormonism in terms of electability. And that's not even getting into America's dark history of speciesism!
flazisismuss » neu2 years ago
There has been a bald president in collective memory, though. Not sure about the others.
inspectorgadget » neu2 years ago
But not one with facial hair since Taft, so the bloatee is out.
kenyot » neu2 years ago
Ray Smuckles will be president! There comes a time!
tsrts13 » neu2 years ago
"Don't get me wrong. The Ramones have their place in things, which is usually on a cheap car radio while the sole occupant of the car gets out to buy a package of frosted Donettes and some Camels from 7-11 at six in the morning. It's frosty in suburban New Jersey that day, and he slips a little on some black ice, but doesn't fall. To me, that's The Ramones."
I love Onstad.
happycat » pro2 years ago
Right-o, the blogs have been really good lately.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
I particularly loved that part. I mean, I don't know if it's just me, but that's how I describe a LOT of things, especially music that I'm not into, movies or hobbies that I don't care for; describe a scene like that. "It's 10:24 AM, and in a double room on the fourth floor of a college residence, a guy majoring in kinesiology is passed out naked under a single sheet. His roomate is gone. The sun is shining over the pile of clothes in the middle of the room in slats, and there are three different kinds of deodorant spray on the bedstand. At 10:25, the guy's speaker system turn on to wake him up, and it plays for five minutes before the guy grabs the tiny gray remote to turn it off. To me, that's Audioslave."
tekende » neu2 years ago
I have been that sole occupant. More than once.
mrclarinet » neu2 years ago
Beef is more the Chief of Staff type (despite dressing up as Dick Cheney in 2004). Ray's Veep candidate will be Emeril.
THONGED CARTOON CAT WINS LANDSLIDE VICTORY IN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. PLANNING FOR SPECIAL 9-PANEL INAUGURAL ADDRESS STRIP UNDERWAY
frankswildyears » neu2 years ago
achewood as doonesbury?
buttermoths » pro2 years ago
Lordy, that is one rude nick-n'-avatar combo you got going on there.
frankswildyears » pro2 years ago
a chubby for good taste. thank you, sir.
sevendaughters » pro2 years ago
It might completely fuck with the whole 'real' thing they've got going on, but can someone insert Ray into HBO's The Wire?
rogergs » neu2 years ago
"Every day, I wake up a cat in a town that ain't."
falseprophet » pro2 years ago
Gritty realism is such a cliche in television programs about locales of circumstances. The Wire has needed the breath of fresh air that only a cat presidential candidate can provide.
caddon » pro2 years ago
Today at a canvassing event Presidential candidate Ray Smuckles confused and inspired voters by rounding up the city's homeless and herding them to the Motel 8. Mr. Smuckles was seen passing each homeless person a George Foreman grill and a knowing smile as they entered their new homes.
caddon » neu2 years ago
... Sorry Tom, this just in... Ah, we've been informed it was in fact the 'Motel 6'. Sorry for any confusion that might have caused. Here's Mike with sports.
riazm » neu2 years ago
Handled with aplomb.
gussiejives » neu2 years ago
5 for the MC Hammer reference.
straw » neu2 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
fineoakstructure » pro2 years ago
I'm glad to see that Onstad seems to have an affinity for this album name (he also used it in a similar way in one of the zines), as it's always struck me as extremely funny, but whenever I use it as a reference, no one seems to remember it was a Hammer album. Good to see that someone knows how to use it.
tombsgrave » pro2 years ago
Called it! Also, "anchor drops." Awesome.
opprobrium » neu2 years ago
Presidential candidate Smuckles nearly assaulted by three Tylenol gel caps with strings on them and an earphone with a Minnie Pearl tag; expresses displeasure communicating into old fashioned vibrators...
Developing...
falseprophet » pro2 years ago
It's the comment, the username, the avatar, the status -- all swirling in a confusing maelstrom, a fearful ripper of symmetry -- that begs for and can only begin to be satiated by, a chubby that I no longer have the wherewithal to give. Kudos to you, young charge.
lost_buoy » neu2 years ago
If this continues as an arc, we may see the first instance of a presidential candidate getting distracted by his opponent through the use of some yarn, a minty plant, and a post covered in commercial grade carpeting.
Thanks to paying attention in US History class, I won an unimportant internet dsicussion! Thanks, paying attention in US History class!
mambonassau » neu2 years ago
Way too apropos:
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mambonassau » neu2 years ago
Whoops, I was going for this:
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mambonassau » neu2 years ago
One more try:
[IMGS OFF]
ricnine » neu2 years ago
America could only hope for a leader like this. I salute you, President Smuckles.
balvo » pro2 years ago
"This country needs a man with a granite sack and legs of log... a man that slaps people who are talking. I am that man."
Hell yes!
synnah » neu2 years ago
Having 'a granite sack and legs of log' is just about the best way a man can be described. It means that he is RAW.
steerpike66 » neu2 years ago
Since the main function of a vice is to attract bullets away from the President, RB is eminently qualified.
loneal » neu2 years ago
He'll also make Ray look more dignified by comparison in photos, what with the fat in RB's body all gravitating toward the camera.
tekende » neu2 years ago
Just like Al Gore.
blindspot » pro2 years ago
If Ray becomes president, does Air Force 1 get replaced by Airwolf?
I am fully in favor of this.
nickgranger » neu2 years ago
Don't act like you don't know that Airwolf is faster than any jet.
biomusicologist » neu2 years ago
No man, MARINE ONE gets replaced by Airwolf. Keep your presidential helicopters and airplanes straight.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
Both Marine One and Air Force One get replaced by fucking Airwolf. It can do both jobs.
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
And the House of Representatives gets replaced by the head of Keith Moon.
biomusicologist » neu2 years ago
The Senate: the worlds biggest laser.
qingofchina » neu2 years ago
The solution to Beef and Molly's wedding http://youtube.com/watch?v=q62acHffmaA
mcjuicy » neu2 years ago
I think Todd would be a fun vice president.
tekende » neu2 years ago
"It's from all the f-f-fillabusterin' I've been doin'!"
liquid_banjo » pro2 years ago
Todd is probably a bad choice for VP. His stance on birth control could alienate female voters and he once messed up his taxes so bad he almost got lethal injection.
loneal » neu2 years ago
Todd's stance on birth control is more reasonable than Mike Huckabee's.
flash1087 » pro2 years ago
This is the most quotable Achewood since the end of the Potty Pals arc. "a man who slaps people" is gonna be my entire Xbox Live bio, now.
And does anyone else hope Phillippe's candidacy somehow comes into conflict with this?
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
Off-frame, Ray's tassled loafers read the Wall Street Journal. You know their politics.
mrpoopytime » pro2 years ago
I'm all for Ray as president, but it might bring up some complications with England
cherubrocker22 » neu2 years ago
wait, is there a parallel Animal Presidency? what.
anitrophaeron » neu2 years ago
My favorite part of Ray entering the race is that he is the only candidate this election who has not done that asinine Bill-Clinton-squeeze-my-thumb-to-convey-sincerity gesture. What the fuck is up with that anyway?
biff » neu2 years ago
That is what you do when you have the habit of pointing your finger at your audience.
Because pointing your finger at people makes them not want to vote for you. So your wrap your pointing finger around your thumb, so you don't look like you are pointing at people. It must work, he was elected twice.
And for real elected, not Supreme Courted or Diebolded. Actually be the winner type elected.
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
Making a fist implies that you are angry, a straight hand out looks awkward or Hitler-esque, and aggressive, a pointed finger is accusatory, a thumb up may imply inappropriate approval. In the middle we have the thumb tuck, or "fig" gesture, which is an ancient symbol of good luck. It is optimistic without being judgmental, it is abstract enough to sit in the back of our subconscious, allowing the user to play our emotions like an orchestra conductor, gesturing safely.
That goddamn thumb-tuck is the politician Jedi-Mind Trick.
loneal » neu2 years ago
I thought the "fig" gesture was like flippin' the bird. That's what Dante told me a couple days ago when I read his stupid Inferno.
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
Well, it varies, culture by culture. It's still a good luck charm in Brazil. Learnination!
loneal » neu2 years ago
Argh! I've been learninated!
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
Learninality!
misterwolf » pro2 years ago
I'm sorry I was mad at you, Mr. Onstad.
cellphonedick » pro2 years ago
Wow, there are only 30 lames on the comments. Does that seem awfully low to anyone else?
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
I'm sorely tempted to lame you for gasps and giggles.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
You counted?
taiiga » pro2 years ago
I really hope Onstad doesn't try to spin this "Colbert style". That shit was completely wack.
paco » neu2 years ago
Ray would kick the ass off of Chuck Norris
hygraed » pro2 years ago
This sort of strip is why I love Achewood. "Prattlin'."
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The answer, my friends, is not prayin' and sweepin'.
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Gravel/Smuckles '08!
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When LiveScience asked the senator if he thought creationism should be taught in public schools, Gravel replied:
"Oh God, no. Oh, Jesus. We thought we had made a big advance with the Scopes monkey trial....My God, evolution is a fact, and if these people are disturbed by being the descendants of monkeys and fishes, they've got a mental problem. We can't afford the psychiatric bill for them. That ends the story as far as I'm concerned."
Seriously, it's like a combination of Beef's anti-social barely-concealed despising of idiots and Ray's in-your-face attitude.
Mike Gravel: the candidate who most resembles a hypothetical and unholy union of two male cats who don't even exist.
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.... OF COURSE I KNOW IT'S A BOOK!
HARDCOOOOORE!
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I mean, maybe I just missed out on some of it on the Quail Bible page.
I mean, we don't have to bring it up, I'm cool - I was just surprised, is all. Has it come up before I was here?
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"What! Heaven is not an apartment building! And the LORD did not design the cat to walk and speak as a man; this is an Abomination!"
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I attribute this directly to Ray's prattle-free campaign message.
SMUCKLES FOR A FLAT, REGULAR HAIR FREE AMERICA '08
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Or flat, regular, hair-free America?
I could vote for the one, but not the other.
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And yet, that is Exactly what we see you doing here.
Any you too, over in the corner snickering, bub!
And, well...me too. We prate, we prattle, we pratfall.
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It's fun to dream.
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(marked lame by tekende, FirePowa8, Kenny, bixschmix, blarghamagarky)
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which is also something she said BINGBANGBOM-- ps red_dawn i just want to say im sorry i accidentally lamed you when a chubby was meant to be (i do not hate, i appreciate)
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Here comes a story?
Many thanks Chris Onstad!
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A vote for Ray Smuckles is a vote for a ruder America, today.
C'mon, I know I'm not the only gent with Photoshop out there, let's get this campaign rolling.
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(marked lame by Thorfinn, SatelliteTV, Jar, Baryonyx, lateadopter)
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There, happy now?
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He Gets Things Don
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The fact that Ray is also proudly, in-your-face Rude just seals the deal.
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Regarding Bill Clinton: ""This is our first cat president, more cat-ish than any actual cat who could ever be elected in our children's lifetime."
-Toni Morrison
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Y'hear that, Onstad? And I don't even own a car.
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2008 ELECTIONS PRECLUDED BY NATIONWIDE PUBLIC OUTCRY; MAYOR RAY SMUCKLES, ROAST BEEF KAZENZAKIS, AND RETURNING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PHILIPPE ENTER OFFICE AS FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL TRIUMVIRATE BY FORCE OF UNANIMOUS PUBLIC DEMAND NATIONWIDE
Current administration "forcibly ejaculated" from office (see pg. A7)
Demonstrators throng streets in all major cities (see pg. A4)
Smuckles, "The Electoral College simply can't deal with this, you know? When it's time, it's time. Simple as that." (see pg. A6)
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but then i was Wrong.
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I love Onstad.
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[IMGS OFF]
thank you.
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SMUCKLES FOR PRESIDENT '08
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Developing...
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(marked lame by biomusicologist, InspectorGadget, Flaaron, opprobrium)
Wait, I think that happened with James Garfield.
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[IMGS OFF]
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Hell yes!
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I am fully in favor of this.
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And does anyone else hope Phillippe's candidacy somehow comes into conflict with this?
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Because pointing your finger at people makes them not want to vote for you. So your wrap your pointing finger around your thumb, so you don't look like you are pointing at people. It must work, he was elected twice.
And for real elected, not Supreme Courted or Diebolded. Actually be the winner type elected.
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That goddamn thumb-tuck is the politician Jedi-Mind Trick.
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Molly: Ramones Wedding
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