i wanted to enjoy this movie as a kid but i couldn't watch past this scene. i just couldn't figure that a guy would do something so nasty
straw » neu2 years ago
I think that since my mom was so anti-that scene made it easier for me to get past it.
scorpio_nadir » pro3 months ago
You're right. It was mega-nasty. It was dogshit.
theunity » neu2 years ago
Was a sock really the best thing they could find to represent the ding dang worm?
kledermans » neu1 years ago
I don't think you could find anything that represents a ding dang worm better than a sock.
gussiejives » neu1 years ago
The worm went in Chekov's ear. And Paul Winfield's.
i_love_kate » neu8 months ago
OMG HOW CUN U SEY THT STONDAD CUD B IMPROVD UP ON
alejandroadam » pro2 years ago
this is a 5 baby. he closes his eyes and gets a ding dong worm in his dang old ear
epicurus » pro2 years ago
Panel 3 for the goal. Those are in my top six last words.
teknofatcat » pro2 years ago
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
fermatprime » neu6 months ago
the reason I like this strip is that onstad is classy enough NOT to use that line.
mortshire » pro2 years ago
just imagining teodor sporting khan's fake pecs.
oh DAAAAANG IIIIIIIIIIIITTT
tekende » pro1 years ago
He'd have fun little pecs!
gussiejives » neu1 years ago
And the guns. Although Teodor would be hard-pressed to pick up Beef one-handed like Khan could do to Chekov.
scorpio_nadir » neu3 months ago
All Salma Hayek goin' "Niiiiccee Pecs!"
never_die » pro2 years ago
if we had audio of this, those last 2 panels would be So awkward sounding.
patkun » neu2 years ago
He's clearly not comfortable in the role.
stuart » neu2 years ago
2 lines of dialogue and this is Hamlet.
pitseleh » neu1 years ago
Alt text: "Dang, the worm is hell of killing his brain."
kledermans » neu1 years ago
I love how Beef has to lean in for Téodor to reach his ear with the sock.
denise » neu1 years ago
panel 4, his face is just so perfect. he is leaning forward to recieve it.
the_prophet » pro1 years ago
This one gets a 5 because Onstad resisted the insanely overused scene of Shatner screaming "Khan!" A funny quote, to be sure, but too often seen
gussiejives » neu1 years ago
"Buried alive... buried alive...."
catgrl131 » neu10 months ago
Ah, ah, ah, ah, buried aliiiiiii-iii-iii-iiive!
fermatprime » neu6 months ago
ah, goddamnit. I said essentially the same thing above, then scrolled down to read this. ah well, bring the lames.
nucleargeranium » neu1 years ago
that ding dang worm hella killed him!
mindbnder » neu1 years ago
The Roomba!s are so superfluous to the execution of this scene. They are not necessary.
quinlaenar » neu1 years ago
That's what makes it awesome.
jezebel » pro1 years ago
Much like Geometry.
charchar » neu1 years ago
I can picture the set-up for this one
BEEF: (anticipating struggle w/ Teodor) Dibs on being Kirk
TEODOR: Sure
BEEF: (shocked T. did not put up more of a fight.) Ooooooohhhhh Shhhiiiiiittttttt.
straw » neu1 years ago
Once again, the worm (a "ceti eel"), is put in Chekov's and Dave Winfield's ears, not Kirk's.
gussiejives » neu1 years ago
Paul Winfield. Although there should be more baseball players in sci-fi movies.
charchar » neu1 years ago
I stand corrected and uncertain as to what the hell I was thinking on that. I have shamed those who love me.
woodenteeth » neu6 months ago
Fortunately I do not love you... but then, I do not know you.
gussiejives » neu1 years ago
It's a shame Teodor didn't spring for Ricardo Montalban's fake pecs on this one.
em2 » neu1 years ago
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I am, and always have been your friend.
crankheart » neu1 years ago
of all the souls i have encountered in my travels...his was the most...human.
yeah. sorry. lame me all you want...i effing <3 star trek.
wonelove » pro11 months ago
Noo!
it's going to hella kill him
unclesma » pro10 months ago
I am positive that is a direct quote of the movie.
peecat » pro8 months ago
I can never get enough of this floor vac thread. I really, really want one.
benthecartoon » pro6 months ago
Beef turned into Boomhauer for his first line, there.
shutup_shutup » neu6 months ago
I enjoy the contrast between this strip and this one.
allanpinkerton » neu5 months ago
I love how the Roombas don't even move at all so it is like they are just acting out the scene normally BUT STANDING ON ROOMBAS.
tonyhighwind » neu4 months ago
This is easily the best Roomba Cinema comic. There isn't a single panel of this strip I don't laugh at every time I read it, I wish I could give this a seven.
fourganger » pro3 months ago
I can't believe that no one has picked up on the genius of this strip- they are on Roombas but have no need to move. The Roombas are entirely uneeded, yet there they are.
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(marked lame by instantkarma, Bex, ravindra108, aparrish)
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(marked lame by straw, Jesler729, SSDDR, mercuri0us, jezebel, dropkickpikachu, CloseFriend)
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oh DAAAAANG IIIIIIIIIIIITTT
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BEEF: (anticipating struggle w/ Teodor) Dibs on being Kirk
TEODOR: Sure
BEEF: (shocked T. did not put up more of a fight.) Ooooooohhhhh Shhhiiiiiittttttt.
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yeah. sorry. lame me all you want...i effing <3 star trek.
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it's going to hella kill him
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