I guess you can pretty much peel out on anything if you put your mind to it.

I read this as "I guess you can pretty much pee on anything if you put your mind to it."

Which is true, I guess, but if you pee on the Pope or something, you'll probably regret it.

I wouldn't regret peeing on the pope.

all furiously sat perched on his fancy hat, clutchin' a bottle

I read both of these comments as two cats talking to each other.

I need friends.

I have spent minutes trying to figure out how to do that.

It's kind of funny, given that todd is illiterate

Hell, he probably didn't even do it on purpose. He thought he was just leaving some nasty marks.

Maybe he just can't read cursive, like Lyle.

Or maybe suckin' dick really did buy that van.

It lacks the scrawled-out flair of "I dig boners," but respectable nonetheless.

Was Todd an extra in Peel-Out Summer?

your honna, todd's van clearly did not make those mahks on the cohffee taybull--His van was only available with the teardrop window option in 1982, and that model did not have a split rear transaxle...
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