ASS IN YOUR PANTS  11/18/2002 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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jdhenry105 » neu 2 years ago
Has someone ever played this and sent it to Onstad?
closefriend » pro 2 years ago
I transcribed it into Finale once and made a MIDI of it. I'll see if I can dig it up. It certainly sounds ragtime-y.
badganjil » neu 2 years ago
Pure Achewood devotion earns a chubby for you.
straw » neu 2 years ago
I played it

It was 1/12 of an exercise

Special note: exercises aren't keen on being very musical
yourarbiter » neu 2 years ago
It's the intro to "Elite Syncopations" by Scott Joplin.
jdhenry105 » neu 2 years ago
Nice. I'm glad someone finally provided that info. You can hear it here:

http://www.mp3.com/albums/109073/summary.html
heccibiggs » pro 2 years ago
Shit, this would make me dance like there's an ass in my pants.

(Can I just make the point now that as a Brit, I am so envious that Americans get to use the word "ass". It's such a good word, "arse" just always sounds stupid, unless ssaid by an Irish person, and they're allowed to as "ass" as well.)
joeynarcotic » neu 1 years ago
I much prefer 'arse'. It's all in the way you say it. Us Kiwis say it great. "It's fucking arse, mate."

My problems is that in my accent 'dance' rhymes with 'arse' but not with 'pants'. To make it rhyme I'd have to sing "Everybody dance like there's arse in your parnts!"
gormster » neu 10 months ago
To be fair, with a kiwi accent, most words rhyme.
joeynarcotic » neu 8 months ago
For example, "nostril" rhymes with "fart".
epicurus » neu 5 months ago
Joeynarcotic, I am sitting here with the finest scientific minds this side of the atlantic ocean, and we cannot conceive of a possible universe in which the word "dance" rhymes with "arse" and not with "pants".

Therefore we conclude that your very existence, and probably that of your nation, constitues some sort of logical paradox that ought to be addressed by an organization such as the Justice League for the good of all reality.

I guess what I am saying is don't be surprised if Superman kicks your ass.
joeynarcotic » neu 3 months ago
I piss on your side of the atlantic ocean's scientific minds.

[IMGS OFF]
snowman » neu 3 months ago
I agree. That makes no sense.
dskim » neu 1 years ago
Shit, I performed this at Stony Brook University just a few months ago for the annual piano project. I didn't know people were looking for it. Wish I had known before.
fancyrat » pro 1 years ago
Just listened to the song and burst out singing "Ass In Your Pants". It matches perfectly; I can only assume Onstad was listening to it at the time he wrote this.
spinynorman » neu 1 years ago
I'd like to point out that in 1985 Eddie Murphy had a semi-legitimate pop hit called "Booty in your Butt" on the album "Party All the Time."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_All_the_Time

Coincidence?
belgand » neu 1 years ago
Nothing about "Party All the Time" qualifies as even semi-legitimate.
magb » pro 2 years ago
That's the sweetest backflip I ever saw.
nurdbot » pro 2 years ago
That sound effect from the Six Million Dollar Man play in your head too when you saw it?
hellofyellin » pro 2 years ago
The backflip is necessary for a good recording. It is basic.
k_buttsworthe » neu 2 years ago
true. the jackson five, ray charles, justin timberlake and that guy from led zepplin all got their start as acrobats in small timey circuses.
jlynes » neu 2 years ago
One of these things is not like the others.[
tasteful » con 1 years ago
jt is tops
gouldgonewild » neu 1 years ago
what if i say i'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender.

Man, all of my comments are song lyrics. That is just all I can think of, okay.
hateandwar » neu 9 months ago
You didn't actually think of anything then.
troy_convers » pro 1 years ago
I'm beginning to think that Ray is named after Mr. Charles. Art Imitating life...
centipede_damascus » pro 2 years ago
Now that there is a catchy tune.
mr_wilson » pro 2 years ago
Honestly, are these rating buttons broken. How is the comic with the cat telling everyone to dance like there's ass in their pants and then backflipping to the piano to rock it, not a straight up 5? I ask you this.
jamers » pro 2 years ago
I have no idea. This is a classic line, and is well deserving of a 5.
chaobell » pro 2 years ago
It has my 5 for the backflip alone.
everything_is_a_hat » neu 2 years ago
I brought that t-shirt and gave it to my little sister who actually does dance like there's an ass in her pants
belgand » neu 1 years ago
Is this her ass or the ass of another person simultaneously inside of her pants? It makes a crucial difference.
cicadalek » neu 2 years ago
I love the backflip, not only as a sweet move, but because Ray does it even though he's only recording sound. Now there's dedication.
everything_is_a_hat » neu 2 years ago
looks like Pat got a hold of this page and did not approve of what we all said and called us all spammers.
tombsgrave » pro 2 years ago
One word:

Jawesome.
epicurus » pro 2 years ago
I love the backflip. Also, none of those comments were spam at all.
shoinan » pro 2 years ago
Ever since I saw this strip I always dance like there is ASS in my pants. When people see me dance this way they too dance like there is ASS in their pants and soon everybody is indeed dancing like there is ASS in their pants, ASS in their pants, ASS in their pants.
1000hz » neu 2 years ago
Sorry Ray, we're gonna have to record that one again. The mic made a big thud when you dropped it.
atom » neu 2 years ago
Knowing what the next strip is makes this one unbearably funny
gussiejives » pro 2 years ago
This was the very first Achewood strip I laid eyes on... one of the best ways to begin ever!

Damn Ray's athletic to do a backflip over a piano.
cheeks_jd » neu 2 years ago
Another of the rare ones that actually made me laugh out loud.
songbirdspectre » pro 2 years ago
<b>ASS</b> IN YOUR PANTS.
songbirdspectre » neu 2 years ago
ah wtf. *frowns* i've fucked up again.
chomopomomofo » neu 2 years ago
Hey, shh. No judgements. We're all friends here.
tttt » pro 2 years ago
this arc has produced the goods so many times over
norrin » neu 2 years ago
To this day, "dance like there's ass in your pants" is a permanent part of my vocabulary.
vern » pro 2 years ago
Hilarious, I never realized this strip ran on my birthday. "Dance like there's ass in your pants" has always been a favorite phrase of mine since I saw this.
cpnglxynchos » neu 2 years ago
your avi rocks my screen. bavoom.

rad.
laserblade » neu 2 years ago
He dances so FURIOUSLY in the second panel.
wurlitzergirl » pro 1 years ago
I love it: its all dancing like there's ass in your pants and then... ragtime piano.
Shit. I've always wanted to do something like that.
wfl » neu 1 years ago
I imagine that that last "ass in your pants" is sung in falsetto, not entirely unlike Trent Reznor's studio falsetto (but not the whiny fasletto; more like, Closer in falsetto). Of course, Ray would always be able to pull it off live, unlike Trent (don't think I've ever heard the man do a proper falsetto live).
fmercury » neu 1 years ago
I like to him imagine backflipping and then busting out some Chopin, all contemplative and such.
jhunter » neu 1 years ago
You know a strip is gold when the alt text is a straight-up quotation
mikeronomicon » pro 1 years ago
I forgot about this strip. I love ass in the pants!
wallabeechamp » neu 1 years ago
I dance like I have legs in my pants. Thanks to Ray, I can see where I was going wrong!
ninjamike » pro 7 months ago
I love how being great at piano necessarily equates to being able to do a sweet back tuck. Maybe instead of gymnastics lessons I should just take piano classes and let things flow naturally :D
swordsower » pro 7 months ago
humph. electronic keyboard gives no such dexterity bonuses. I now understand my error; thank you Ray.
epicurus » neu 5 months ago
I thought about this too, Ninjamike.

The answer is that Ray is a goddamn cat. A backflip is to a cat as shitting in a sock is a guild leader in World of Warcraft.
hendetta » pro 7 months ago
Don' swee' talk ma nah!
duperando » pro 3 months ago
This is basically my favorite achewood strip in the entire world.
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