Roast Beef is Handsome  06/11/2002 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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deimosrising » pro 2 years ago
Whist is good it is a good start Roast Beef keep trying
centipede_damascus » pro 2 years ago
Such a polite boy Roast Beef is.
cashprizes » pro 2 years ago
whist is such a great game.
alejandroadam » neu 2 years ago
card games were the MMO's of the 18th century.
tbtabby » neu 2 years ago
Nobody invented a new kind of food while playing World of Warcraft.
gumfish » neu 2 years ago
Well, nobody invented a new, marketable kind of food. I've been told tales of horrifying things, of LAN parties and creativity gone haywire from lack of use.
wittyname » neu 2 years ago
I'm simultaneously interested and horrified.
salo » neu 2 years ago
Much like Roast Beef.
tragicone » neu 2 years ago
Sandwiches using big pretzels as bread
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
i don't see the problem.
woodenteeth » neu 1 years ago
Soft Pretzel sandwiches are so damn good.
greenkoolayd » neu 6 months ago
[IMGS OFF]
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
Many things go awry while playing MMOs.
fadingmind » neu 1 years ago
But what could go wrong with pretzel sandwiches?
dusty » pro 1 weeks ago
It would work well with sandwiches made of slices, but for sloppy joes, tuna and other salads, I don't think it would work out.
On a side note, has anyone here ever had a bratwurst on a pretzel bun? It's damn good.
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
Are you talking about sushi?
tbtabby » neu 1 years ago
The sandwich, actually. John Montagu (more commonly known as the Earl of Sandwich) was an avid card player: he came up with the sandwich because he got hungry during a marathon card game and didn't want to leave the game to sit down with a knife and fork. So he invented a food he could hold in one hand while holding his cards in the other.
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
That is so weird, as I believe that sushi (or at least the wrapping of sticky rice in nori strips) was also created by card-players who didn't want to interrupt their games. What else has chronic gambling addiction done for our culinary culture, I wonder?
jaldor » neu 1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
jaldor » neu 1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
sje46 » neu 1 years ago
AAAAAAACCEEEE OF SPADES!
fattypneumonia » neu 6 months ago
You are the mothafuckin' ace o' spaaaaaades, Charlie Brooooown!
norsef » neu 1 years ago
http://www.gamergrub.com/

And now you are the person who is wrong.
petro » neu 2 years ago
One needs four people to play whist. Perchance Rost Beef is just being subtly kinky?
wozzeck » neu 9 months ago
I suspect this may in fact be the first example of Roast Beef sassing Ray.
spectre » pro 2 years ago
Alt text: "DONATE"
missbee » neu 1 years ago
Arg, I didn't mean to chubby this.
What are you talking about, man? Ray gets his bone on all the time.
Can't hardly stop him.
bjorntd » neu 2 weeks ago
debut

The t is hella silent, dogg.
cdl146 » neu 2 years ago
I actually got to use this line once. I was at a Renn Faire (you can start the lames now) and one of the girls working there asked me to try and woo her, so I pulled out this line. She was very confused...
tropicana » neu 2 years ago
That is because whist wasn't invented until the 18th century, well after the Renaissance.
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
Historical accuracy was more important to her than Boning.
tropicana » neu 2 years ago
It is so with all ladies at the Renn Faire.
gmm » neu 1 years ago
Not true.
mr_lostman28 » neu 1 years ago
Oh man that sounds like [sing song voice/]somebody's got a story[sing song voice].
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
BBCODE!
heccibiggs » neu 1 years ago
Yeah... mr_lostman28 fucked up pretend BBCode. What the hell.
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
Pretend...? Well, now I'm depressed.
brzbee » pro 2 years ago
The last panel... Beef is just so earnest,,,
synnah » pro 1 years ago
All hand on his heart.
rad-chillies » neu 2 years ago
haha playing whist was all phileas fogg fucking did. i remember that from my childhood, when i read those books.
jezebel » neu 1 years ago
Basically, Whist is a sexy game.
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
it is a main thing of ladies who, when asked their sexual orientation, reply "Lestat"
starforth » neu 1 years ago
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bixschmix » neu 1 years ago
Oh darlin we don't use no HTML 'round these parts, you best learn yourself up
grammar » neu 1 years ago
This strip caused me to look up 'whist.' Twice.
isaidboourns » pro 5 months ago
I WILL play whist with you, Roast Beef. So hard.
atypicaloracle » pro 4 months ago
He'd have any sensible lady-type cat at "May I entreat my lady," it don't matter you need four people for whist.
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