It's just a badass halloween costume. Ray probably passed out before taking it off.
andyfaewatford » neu2 years ago
It reminds me a lot of the credits to the A-Team, where Hannibal was in a Godzilla costume, and he opened up the face to smoke a cigar.
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straw » neu1 years ago
I like that, if you think about it, Ray is completely laying down here.
i_love_kate » neu1 years ago
So I'm guessing nothing's in the cocktail glass?
Actually, I suppose it would make sense if it was just a prop. Another component of the Ray costume.
tronwell » neu1 years ago
i'm going to guess that given the presence of the bendy straw the glass probably held not less than one bottle of gin and more than a mere splash of vermouth.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
or no gin, since Ray drinks Diamond Juice.
mercuri0us » neu10 months ago
No he's just sleeping standing up in the suit.
connormc » pro7 months ago
I like that he holds the phone up to his costumed ear, not his real ear.
dropkickpikachu » neu2 years ago
He dressed up as himself. That is cold hard.
st-elmos_fire » neu1 years ago
alt text: Ray double-sized himself for Halloween, except for his liver.
Ray logic dictates that if he is bigger he can drink more, even if he is not really bigger and his liver is the same size, hence giant martini glass.
farqussus » neu2 years ago
credit the alt-text when you straight out verbatim it.
mugi » neu1 years ago
I enjoy the use of verbatim as a verb.
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
It is a good verbing.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
or else
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
Aw shit, that alt-text was straight out verbatimed to pieces!
thommy_h » neu2 years ago
Seriously the best halloween costume ever.
catachresis » neu2 years ago
The double-size drink makes it.
noah » neu2 years ago
With a straw, to fit through the Ray-suit's mouth-hole.
epicurus » pro2 years ago
I have had mornings like this.
Panel #9 KILLS me. You can tell how fucking annoyed he is to have some asshole calling him the morning after haloween talking about the news.
never_die » pro2 years ago
we all should answer the phone like that when we are woken up. just to let the other person know where we stand.
hollis » neu2 years ago
"Let's re-talk tomorrow." A good way of saving syllables when it hurts to talk.
tellumo » pro2 years ago
Also the line preceding that one. That is the best description of a hangover ever.
jhunter » neu1 years ago
"I can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake"
"I feel like a pig shat in my head"
"I've got a bastard behind the eyes"
"My head feels like there's a frenchman living in it"
there are many ways to describe a hangover, the more colourful the better; I do not think I could ever cold pick a favourite
overmedicated » neu7 months ago
You forgot 'I feel like I've been beaten up underwater.'
straw » pro2 years ago
Ray is not asking questions he is cold saying things
jezebel » pro6 months ago
That's my favorite part. Ray is in too much double-martini pain to even put the little lilt at the end of "Did you know that" to make it a proper question.
deancain29 » neu2 years ago
I looooove the Ray suit idea
professorhazard » neu2 years ago
It is Ray's least useful hull.
foetus_punch » neu2 years ago
I clicked on that about seven times, thinking it was a link. I got very frustrated, and then noticed my mistake. Here, have a chubby as recompense for repeatedly highlighting your words.
heccibiggs » neu1 years ago
Clicked on what? Clicked on what?
foetus_punch » neu1 years ago
I...don't...know...
ham_shoes » pro4 months ago
I for one would like to see the return of hulls.
luckypyjamas » neu2 years ago
the ray suit sort of reminds me of arthur from pat's support group
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
It's also smiling like a donut, much like Trebeck's wife, so that's also appropriate for Aaaaaarthur.
chuchurocket » neu2 years ago
hmm...i have to wonder why ray had to open the face panel to answer the phone, but was able to hear through the head anyway.
agentj » neu2 years ago
Ray Doesn't Pay Attention-Watch '05: Day Two
phthoggos » neu2 years ago
I would buy a Ray suit.
dusty » neu2 years ago
I wish i looked distinctive enough to make a giant mascot style version of my head to wear as part of a costume, but I'm too generic looking.
I don't think I ever went trick-or-treating, but if I had, I can only imagine how pleased I'd have been to receive a sanctimonious lecture about falcons and a packet of delicious ketchup.
I would not have been very pleased.
stormagnet » pro2 years ago
True story time! In high school, my siblings and I were so infamous that one Halloween, another group of kids dressed up like [i]us[/] for their costumes.
stormagnet » con2 years ago
*headsmacks*
Dammit, self. We've been over this. DON'T DRINK AND POST.
spicyponyhead » neu11 months ago
How far you've fallen from kids dressing up like you for Halloween.
dasuta » neu2 years ago
For a few seconds, I was wondering what Arthur was doing with Ray's glasses, but I was soon shown what tomfoolery was afoot.
tttt2 » neu1 years ago
"that fake ad"
bozendoka » pro1 years ago
Some entrepreneuring individual simply must make that ad. Or if it exists, said individual must find and then post a link to it.
fattypneumonia » pro5 months ago
I regret nothing.
[IMGS OFF]
Much love and thanks to Patrick Alexander for allowing me the use of his characters. He's the fuckin' bomb, yo. Please go read his comics immediately.
direhaggis » pro1 years ago
I'm thinking the drink is normal Ray-sized. That is some stone cold serious 'hair of the dog that bit me' right there. That is enough bull terrier to kill a normal man.
wonelove » pro1 years ago
Double sized Ray
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double sized drinks
panopticism » neu1 years ago
squeee
preston » neu1 years ago
I read this strip stoned once, and the idea of Ray's suit holding a cell phone while he talked inside of it completely blew my fucking mind.
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Actually, I suppose it would make sense if it was just a prop. Another component of the Ray costume.
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Ray logic dictates that if he is bigger he can drink more, even if he is not really bigger and his liver is the same size, hence giant martini glass.
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Panel #9 KILLS me. You can tell how fucking annoyed he is to have some asshole calling him the morning after haloween talking about the news.
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"I feel like a pig shat in my head"
"I've got a bastard behind the eyes"
"My head feels like there's a frenchman living in it"
there are many ways to describe a hangover, the more colourful the better; I do not think I could ever cold pick a favourite
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Pat: Hallowe'en!
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I would not have been very pleased.
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Dammit, self. We've been over this. DON'T DRINK AND POST.
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[IMGS OFF]
Much love and thanks to Patrick Alexander for allowing me the use of his characters. He's the fuckin' bomb, yo. Please go read his comics immediately.
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