Pat is upset that he's being aped by a gorilla.

Whackity Schmackity Doooooo

Homosexuals looks ready to talk openly.

how much better the country would be with a website as its president

How much better the country would be with this website as its president.

How about.... not?

ever notice how Goatse and George Bush are never in the same room at the same time?

think about it

Oh, lord no. You think there are problems with U.S. Mail NOW, just imagine what would happen with Assetbar turning random addresses into strings of question-marks and "%u2019"s.

Chaos, that's what.

What a welcoming wave Homosexuals has. This was one of the first Achewood strips I ever saw. It was involved in hooking me.

I bet Homosexuals would put on quite a show.

He can insert his own **** into his *** while punching himself in the face.

Shivering anus!

that tree house is cold pimpin. also dang phillipe must be up in some hooked on phonix or somethin' if he's spelling homosexuals correctly at 5.

Nah, He just saw it in the chat bubble.

I don't know if other people do this, but sometimes my voice for Pat is some kind of helium-based Dame Edna thing.

"Hooooomosexuals!"

More to the point, does this prefigure Pat's coming out? What with his pressing concern for Philippe's stance on gay marriage??

I think it's just Pat trying to inject his own unique brand of icily self-righteous liberal accusation into the situation. He's jonesin' for and bit of shriek and point; you can see that.

Jonesin' so bad he invited himself into a treehouse to do it.

if you say it, it is ruined

man what is it with being young and having older folks want to bust your chops on things that are basically pointless

He said gorilla but that's clearly a chimpanzee.

Part of Philippe's intrigue is that he can't tell the difference between a chimp and a gorilla, yet he can properly spell "homosexuals."

We do not have such in Bithnyia.

It's a quote from the show Rome. Cassius, having fled Rome, is attempting an alliance with the king of Bithnyia. The king considers it, and pleasantly says, "I understand that in Rome there is a place you can go to see a woman get fucked by an orangutan. Is this so?"

Cassius, shocked and confused, says, "I... I believe such things, among certain circles, do exist but..."

"I think that would be quite a sight to see," says the king, enraptured. "I would very much like to see a woman get fucked by an orangutan. We do not have such in Bithnyia. Could you arrange such a thing for me?"

And Cassius thinks and slowly says, "I... I think it would largely be a matter of... training the ape."

Anyways, "We do not have such in Bithnya" briefly became a staple hilarious phrase among Rome fans.

to fuck a woman? it might not take training, but probably would necessitate some convincing.

I believe Baptists have camps for that, but I'm not sure if the work.

The real question if the Baptist church's objection to homosexuality would override their obsession with an ape penetrating a chick, and they'd convince the ape just to spite homosexuals everywhere.

A victory for the Culture War is usually a defeat for everyone else, with the notable exception of the ape.

I think the most important thing here is that he is five and he writes in pretty fair cursive. Philippe is one precocious otter.

here you go

[IMGS OFF]

oooohhhhh sssshhhiiitttttt

I don't want to know why that man owns that monkey.

I thought it the other way around as soon as i saw them.

The monkey doesn't want to know why that man owns you?

Cut that out, we are not in Soviet Russia.

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Then you, my friend, have not spent enough time on the internet!