I'm sure he was a great guy, but the poor bastard looks like Freddie Mercury and Hitler had a baby.
tekende » neu1 years ago
The love that society and time would not allow.
kyrasmash » pro1 years ago
Freddie all tender, holding Hitler after a long hard Night of Long Knives. Hitler making cookies for Freddie's Farsi friends and neighbors. Just domestic as hell.
thesoulbear » neu10 months ago
I was killed in Kristallnacht. Not cool, not funny, not a good comment.
I actually saw the movie that panel was based on. It was the best part of that movie, and damn near the best here.
layzerblade » neu9 months ago
There's no "actually" about it. Anyone who hasn't seen The Gold Rush has had a deficient education.
morbo » neu6 months ago
The saddest thing is when charlie chaplin does a wonderful thing with his dinner rolls, but it was all a dream and he's actually by himself in alaska on new year's eve and the woman he loves has stood him up.
that movie was so heartbreaking, i don't care what happens in the last five minutes.
senseihollywood » neu2 years ago
Charlie Chaplin in "The Tramp", no?
snatch22 » pro2 years ago
Very good, yeah. Well, actually, the movie is called "The Gold Rush", but he plays the tramp in it.
senseihollywood » pro2 years ago
ah...well that sounds right...I award u a chubby for your efforts...btw this is one of the best tricks for entertaining bored children at wedding receptions, wakes, etc...
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
almost. you almost got it right.
ferdinand » neu2 years ago
johnny depp does it in "benny and Joon," too.
choosebro » neu2 years ago
As long as we are mentioning things that happened, Grandpa also did it in The Simpsons.
vandenbos » neu2 years ago
Yeah, and he got mad shut-down for it, too.
tim_simmons » neu2 years ago
also happens in black books and bernard shuts down manny well harsh
madnes » pro2 years ago
Also Robert Downey Jr did it in some movie called "Chaplin" but I don't think he was referencing anything, it was just a weird coincidence.
tekende » neu1 years ago
Also a cousin of mine did it one time at dinner, this was like twelve years ago, I wouldn't expect any of you all to know about it
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
Also when I was in high school at lunch I'd say "Psst... you're eating footwear" to people and even the few who got it didn't care.
choosebro » neu1 years ago
Was this only at lunches that involved Potatoes or Muffins or just with any old type of food?
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
Please pick the response that you prefer:
1. No potatoes. "Psst... you're eating footwear," is from a different scene in "The Gold Rush," in which Chaplin eats a shoe.
2. I was unable to distinguish Potatoes and Muffins from Other Foods at my high school luncheons.
selbencoirlo » neu11 months ago
In a high school cafeteria I'd say the odds are pretty good that you WERE eating footwear, or something that had once been worn on feet, anyway.
tombsgrave » pro2 years ago
Old-tymey slang is the best slang of all.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
Little nephew is probably my favourite character that I should probably not like at all. (runner-up: Pat)
I always enjoy the dialogue between Ray and Little Nephew.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Agreed. This strip is just downright fucking delightful due to this flustered exchange.
dougthehead » neu2 years ago
Man, there are people in the world who think the "dancing rolls" thing originated with Benny & Joon? I just became sad and scared. Know your heritage, people!
madnes » pro2 years ago
I heard that Robert Downey Jr improv'ed the dancing rolls on the set of "Chaplin" and it was so funny the producers actually travelled back in time to...well, I've said too much.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
I think he was referring to the alt text. Your combative defensiveness is unbecoming.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Stealth Simpsons references incoming
fermatprime » neu1 years ago
Robert Downey Jr, though, actually believed they were dancing feet.
chrissketch » neu2 years ago
Huh, I always figured it was a Buster Keaton thing because of Benny & Joon. I thought it was cool but figured it was a reference to something. Never really thought to research it further.
mightymeliel » neu2 years ago
Benny & Joon not only references Buster Keaton and Charles Chaplin, there are also Harold Lloyd references and even a small nod to Singin' in the rain.
belgand » neu1 years ago
Harold Lloyd shot some mad erotic nude photographs. Even some in 3d. Dude was a straight player.
xiaomimi » neu2 years ago
If Buster did that gag the rolls would be streetcars, the forks would be the traffic infrastructure of Los Angeles, and someone would end up breaking a leg.
fattypneumonia » neu6 months ago
"Look, I'm Karl Malden.... now I'm Princess Leia - 'Luke! Luke! Use the force!"... I'm on a roll... now, LITERALLY, I'm on a roll..."
nice-on-water » neu5 months ago
Actually Chaplin stole that bit from someone else, apparently. Some fat guy in a movie predating Gold Rush by a few years. I SAW IT ON PBS IT MUST BE TRUE
shmuckeles » neu2 years ago
ray gets burned AGAIN. i love it when neph cold dishes it out
aaron_haynes » pro2 years ago
I would probably be just as annoyed as Ray if I talked to a youngster who didn't know what Baba O'Riley was.
Significantly moreso if they said something like "Oh yeah, that song from CSI".
geysershitdick » neu2 years ago
Especially since the song from CSI is "Won't Get Fooled Again."
sandswipe » neu2 years ago
Won't Get Fooled Again is the song from CSI: Miami.
Baba O'Riley is CSI: New York.
Who Are You is CSI: the other one.
They are all exactly the same so I can understand the confusion.
heccibiggs » neu2 years ago
"The other one" is CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Which always struck me as the most stupid, redundant thing in the history of everything.
tekende » pro1 years ago
Forgetting Sarah Marshall has a running gag involving a primetime TV series called "Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime."
falseprophet » pro1 years ago
That movie was pretty hilarious.
Maybe my dick realized that you're the devil!
...or something along those lines.
geysershitdick » neu2 years ago
are you fucking kidding me
canusdivinus » neu1 years ago
CSI loves them some Who.
capnroblivious » neu10 months ago
At a live trivia contest, Baba O'Riley was picked specifically for the dumb shits who were going to write down "Teenage Wasteland." (That was a working title for the song.)
nice-on-water » neu5 months ago
Also title of a rejected song from the Lifehouse project. Hardcore Wholigan and proud.
littlefatdog » pro2 years ago
my dad used to say that shit every day as i left for school.. "dont take any wooden nickles"
also lil nef is a baller
gormster » neu2 years ago
No, I think he doesn't understand that his friend's name is also the name of a Who song.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
I think LN does understand, because he continues tossing out references to things he perceives to be "old fashioned."
And seriously, ain't no parent in this day got no kid named at all Baba O'Reilly.
slalvation » neu2 years ago
No, he doesn't. He was referencing that because of the "Who's on first?" joke, which he thought Ray was doing some nonsensical variation on, because he does not know about The Who.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
The idea of the strip, as I understand it, is that LN is lying about where he will be when he goes out.
Would he really know about Abbott and Costello and Charlie Chaplain, but not The Who?
slab64 » neu1 years ago
Wrong.
layzerblade » neu9 months ago
What is key here is:
LN misunderstanding Ray =/= funny.
LN stone cold playing Ray by being much savvier than he is = funny.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Agreed. S'okay, Slalvation is an asshole.
capnroblivious » neu10 months ago
This or ANY day. There WAS no Baba O'Riley. The name is taken from Townshend's guru, Meher Baba, and the minimalist composer who gave them the idea for the intro, Terry Reilly.
nice-on-water » neu5 months ago
THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID FERVENTLY
skoora » neu2 years ago
Little Nephew is so sassy.So sassy.
tttt » neu2 years ago
when did Ray become so jive
he was always a little jive but this strip is just full on
clever-nickname » neu2 years ago
next time I get two muffins, i'm doing that.
end of story.
laikalost » pro2 years ago
I do this whenever I get the opportunity. None of my friends ever get the reference, be it Achewood or the original Chaplin performance.
Inside, it's a hollow victory.
farqussus » neu9 months ago
hang out at retirement homes
cousinted » pro2 years ago
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven!
catgrl131 » neu1 years ago
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right I don't need
To be forgiven
(Psst...See what I did there?)
em2 » neu2 years ago
Wicked sack can be hard to handle.
aelindil » neu1 years ago
He is a teenage wasteland.
cailetshadow » pro2 years ago
Little Neff lays down a smooth road of sass and then drives over it with the SASSMOBILE.
nonamejoe » pro2 years ago
Ray in the last panel senses a trap, but only after he's already put one foot in it. Then he falls in all the way.
ssink » neu2 years ago
imagining ray playing with forks and muffins is the funniest thing to me in the world
stuart » neu2 years ago
Holla if you think LN calling Ray Abbot & Costello is because of his confusion with Who being a proper noun (Who's on first)
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Right here. I'm hollering.
slalvation » neu2 years ago
Was there any question?!
nonamejoe » neu2 years ago
That's the joke I read.
laikalost » pro2 years ago
Lil' Nephew's knowledge of classic pop culture is rather unsettling.
em2 » pro2 years ago
Especially as he knows about old time film stars and wooden nickels, but not the Who. There is a strange gap here.
changuitotuerto » pro2 years ago
I just can't approve of this enough.
heccibiggs » pro2 years ago
This got a 5 for me for "Have fun being in or near the house." Hahahahaha I'm so saying that to my dad the next time I go out.
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Nadsat comes to mind.
kickstart » pro1 years ago
How hilarious is "Have fun being in or near the house"?
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
A: really hilarious.
farqussus » neu9 months ago
damnit, i said b: somewhat hilarious
dasilodavi » neu1 years ago
Seriously, I cannot tolerate Little Nephew.
schnappm » neu1 years ago
I figured you would've at least come to like him a little over the course of nine months
dasilodavi » neu1 years ago
Try reading his blog without wanting to eat a pile of glass. I have a lot of love for most of the Achewood characters, but something about Little Nephew rubs me the wrong way something awful!
tekende » pro1 years ago
Yeah, I don't ever bother to read his blog. It takes more effort than a gladi8orrex post and isn't as worthwhile.
gigs » neu1 years ago
Oh christ, of course this strip comes up while I'm listening to Baba O'Riley. I know no one cares, but there's some kind of unspoken internet rule that you have to mention when something like this happens.
tothevictor10 » neu11 months ago
this. is. the best strip. ever. almost. i think. it might be. lemme go read all the other ones.
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that movie was so heartbreaking, i don't care what happens in the last five minutes.
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1. No potatoes. "Psst... you're eating footwear," is from a different scene in "The Gold Rush," in which Chaplin eats a shoe.
2. I was unable to distinguish Potatoes and Muffins from Other Foods at my high school luncheons.
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I always enjoy the dialogue between Ray and Little Nephew.
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Significantly moreso if they said something like "Oh yeah, that song from CSI".
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Baba O'Riley is CSI: New York.
Who Are You is CSI: the other one.
They are all exactly the same so I can understand the confusion.
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Which always struck me as the most stupid, redundant thing in the history of everything.
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Maybe my dick realized that you're the devil!
...or something along those lines.
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also lil nef is a baller
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And seriously, ain't no parent in this day got no kid named at all Baba O'Reilly.
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Would he really know about Abbott and Costello and Charlie Chaplain, but not The Who?
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LN misunderstanding Ray =/= funny.
LN stone cold playing Ray by being much savvier than he is = funny.
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he was always a little jive but this strip is just full on
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end of story.
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Inside, it's a hollow victory.
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To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven!
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To prove I'm right I don't need
To be forgiven
(Psst...See what I did there?)
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