See, I agreed, at first, but I thought it might be too obvious.

I think this connotes class and style, but also has sweetness, which I think is important for this drink.

Not about the Jager, about the cream, rogergs. Just clarifying.

Between your avatar and what you have done, you have earned my eternal allegiance. I should let you know that it is my honorable intention to ask you for your hand in marriage.

Creme de cacao is a good addition, I think, but before we add anything, I'd like to see what happens when we change the vodka/gin to brandy to amaretto ratio in the base recipe.

I tried to get classy with the ingredients without being too feminine- I figured you needed a certain softness to suggest the titular (ugh) subject. Can I ask you, which of the the recipies did you use?

Seriously, kudos. If you can pick up a brandy snifter in the future, post a picture of the revised recipe. Well done.

Well, that does explain your drinking choices, then. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a bottle of reposado, a temper, and an Oedipus complex that need mixin'.

Seems like a White Russian would do fine.

Not a'tall in the spirit of the endeavor. Breast men don't sit around using other people's drinks, they fucking go out and invent one and give it a damn password, dammit.

I'm on the case!

You are so right about that. SO right.

How about something like an xyz with a bit of grenadine? The snifter is a must...

Draw it up! Make it work! Get some things done, man! I wanna see it!

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You are now the Vice-Chancellor of the Drink Making Club. Well done.

Chubblied, my man.

You know that real fat titties got some vein in. Shows the blood is flowing there.

Purple might be pushing it, but a bit of blue isn't unhealthy.

The veins are there to provide nutrition for the milk. They give life, and for that, we must squeeze them, oh so gently. God bless titties.

That link there could be made the saddest thing with just a little bit of creative licence. (scroll down)

nice

Speaking as a female with Ruuuude titties... I thank you for this line of exploration into the proper expression of breast-man love in drink form.

Chubby'd because it, too, cracked me up (the french fries).

taco bell did sell french fries for a short time. they weren't that good.

Chubby for history, both Taco Bell's disastrous overture into fries and your amazing woad-covered Pictish warrior avatar.
That is a Rad Thing.

haha yeah

Getting Patron at Taco Bell... still can't class up Taco Bell. But man do I want whatever a cholita is.

What possible utility is there for a phone call from a fireman?

Your pun made a pidgin cry somewhere.

Man these are all things that are awesome to boys and men. Karate lessons? Candy? Hell yes.
If you don't understand it, you don't deserve to call yourself a "dude."

God I wish this were true.
The secret Taco Bell fries must be glorious.

http://www.inthe90s.com/food/tacobellfrenchfries0.shtml

they weren't that good. unless that's because i got the shitty ass-man fries.

man that 12 layer burrito sounds delicious

Dammit I want these things
I have been a breast man since skateboardin' times

Definitely my "most shown to my friends who do not normally read achewood and anyone else who will listen". Easy five. The phone call from a fireman is AWESOME because I would kinda like that but also not think of it normally.

I had reservations about this arc when it started, but this strip? This strip knocks it out of the park like Scary Stocks on Klingon hyper-steroids. "JAMES BOND IN A TOWEL!" Nachos Galácticos and Patrón Añejo at Taco Bell! "You can get a beer with your Ranchones if you order them Beer Style"! Awesome.

$18 is an amazing price for Patron Anejo. Easily the best thing on that menu.

"James Bond in a Towel" is one of my favorite phrases nowadays....awesome.

i always thought that breast men were a majority. this strip treats them as some kind of special club.

You get a chubby for this entertaining post

Ray and Beef go :3.

This is rare. This is hella rare.

Yeah I noticed that, you hear Beef laugh sometimes ("hee") but you don't often see him smile like that. It's nice.

Canadian Taco Bells have fries. You're not missing anything.

But are they special Breast Men fries? Probably not

The Beef Ranchones are awesome!

Ray looks so at peace with himself in the first panel. His existential rift has been healed. By titties.

Omg this is def My favorite so far!

yay for patron!
i wanna be in the brest men club too...

If I ... if I give up ass can I get -- well, for that matter, do ladies get Breast Lady Perks? (Aside from the perk of actually having some to carry around, I mean.)

man i could seriously go for some tamales right about now

Just thinking about the secret menu makes my mouth water...is that sad?

Is this how Beef got his Galactic Nachos recipe?

How exactly does one order the secret menu in urban areas where drive-thrus do not exist? Is it not available? Is it, incorrectly, assumed that all city-dwelling men must be the low, inferior species that are ass men?