Gravity Train was a top 10 hit for a month in 99.

you should be

Okay then.

Gravity Train = Chocolate Rain?

Gravity Train = Chocolate Rain?

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID TWICE

IT NEEDS TO BE ALL CAPS!

IT NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED!

Not the Mayor!

Oh man, Ray is soaking up the guilt there in the last panel. Like a sponge.

Maybe he thinks that music is the only way to grab the attention of the youth of today?

Interesting, though he still would need to prove his name was Brian Wheat, so the .exe probably DID do that (though why you need an .exe for that is strange)

I don't know why you're getting so many lames, a trojan was my first guess too.

because that was the joke

you thought it was a trojan

but it was not a trojan, after all

this... is... comedy

The email was legit; why would he attach a trojan?

I double Christian dare you to whip it out at the governor of Washington. (Christine Gregoire)

Christian Dare: devil-may-care Evangelist.

The whole arc comes crashing together brilliantly

I have yet to change my name on a Christian dare, when every other devout, deeply sensitive Christian has :(

This is a right of passage. You are not considered an adult member of the Church in good standing until you have accepted the Christian Dare. (Ezek. 15:12)

Paul's original name was Saul. Ezekiel still refuses to answer my phone calls in re that question.

Ezekiel pick up the phone, Lawdy-Lawd,
Got a sinner on the other end-
[Have Mercy!]

I originally thought the wiki page was of Leon's own design, to give his story some credence if any enterprising suckers were to look him up. After all, if it's on wikipedia, it must be true.

Rays senses be right on. He knew it was a hit song from the get go.

A question, at this juncture. Is it a Thing that Gravity is a jokey term for Gravy? Or is that just in my family? I guess it is pretty arrogant to think it is only a saying in my family.

I've never heard that expression. So it's probably just something your family made up.
Look at you, putting on such airs! You are so ARROGANT!!

I guess it is pretty arrogant of me to assume that just because I haven't heard that expression that it doesn't exist.
We are a couple of sorry ass dudes, kickstart.

I always worry that this will happen to me.

ACCIDENT OF THE GOVERNMENT

Dang old government's always havin' accidents

oh god plesae don't tell me ray drinks stella artois. Talk about a woman's beer.

please*

You name a crisper beer and I'll eat my foot.

Lord I'm rollin' along on that Gravty Train/
She loaded with sorrows and loaded with pain/
No more spring in these steps no more wind in these sails/
Just this heavy old train on these rusted old rails/