ooc, but another achewood line that has infiltrated my lexicon.

Like 50% of unwanted pregnancies

SOMEone commented far too soon on the whole tattoo business!

or punch out a dude a foot taller than you because he was sitting down and your heels hurt your feet.

He always rates a drink by how afraid of the police he is.

Really, that's a pretty decent criterion.

this phrase is actually how a few of my friends and i gauge how drunk the other is. "you afraid of the police right now?"

It actually was "remade" later where Cornelius used the same "line"
See for yourself

classic!

Yup, so long ago...

Gah I accidentally gave you a lame instead of a cubby. Sorry bout that, this strip does indeed make me laugh every time I see it.

I agree. This is the first one that made me laugh uncontrollably.

Was this the first time there was cussing in Achewood?

With hindsight, that makes this strip even more delicious.

One of the first strips that made me a regular reader.

True, out of character for Cornelius, but still so excellent.

Actually I just seriously drank tequila for the first time, and I can corroborate that tequila is special in this way.

Tequila makes me naked. If I could bring myself to type a frowny face right now, I would.

Tequila Naked = Frowny face?

You sure you're not doing shots of Scope or something?

First two panels I'm thinking "mmm the whole meta-awareness of talking animals and stuffed bears never really worked" but the final made me chuckle.

T and CB are not fully realized as characters yet, but this has been a good one-off strip to send to people who aren't believers yet.

Who hasn't yelled that after that combo of shots?

This was it. Maybe it's the alcohol theme, but this strip got me hooked.

I'm just too distracted by how out of out-of-character these lines seem today to really enjoy this one. :(

This strip is pure gold, no matter how out of character it is.

The contrast between how Cornelius usually acts compared to the lack of policefear inspired by tequila makes this hilarious even today.

so true

Not only do you hear Cornelius' bad-assery, but you also see it in the thrown shotglass. Awesome strip.

Fucking the band or the cops? Tell us. We're here to help.

Also, remember who won The Badass Games.

Cornelius has no reason to be afraid of the police. Ever.

Because when imprisoned, he always winds up with the tidiest roommates?

The moderate German, of course.

Nowadays I'm not sure any of the characters would fit into this strip. Most of the cast are established drinkers. He he, a similar strip with Phillipe might be funny :)

This strip was my introduction to Achewood. Ah the memories. It was printed off and on my friend's fridge.

Drinking Tequila makes you mexican!

It's not out of character! It's tequila AND it's his 3rd shot!

sexyyy

this strip is hilarious!

man, how is this not true to character of cornelius?

how is this not true to character of ANYbody who takes a shot of vodka, bourbon, and tequila in what looks like less than twenty seconds?

the part that's out of character is he says "yeah" in the second panel.

It seems out of character, perhaps, that Cornelius is not already well-versed in the effects and tastes of various liquors

Whenever I recommend Achewood to my compatriots and comrades I refer them to this comic and the Nice Pete "killing is like basketball" comic. I also recommend that the whole series works best if you read through the archives from the beginning.

An All-Time Top 10 strip for me.

For some reason, this strip, along with the "Food chain" one have always been among my favourites, and I couldn't explain why for either one.
I guess I just find stuffed animals yelling inherently funny. Is that a new fetish?

This is the strip that got me hooked.

I love this strip

Mr. Bear may be way out of character in this, but maybe that's why I love it so much.

Definitely one of the best early strips, but (and I know this has been commented on ad nauseam) the old Cornelius is SO JARRING! He beat Lyle to the punch profanity-wise! In fact, he kind of IS Lyle here. It's hard to take, knowing now what a Fine Gentleman he really is.

I disagree. Inexperience of liquor is out of character for Cornelius, but outright inconceivable for Lyle. Also, Mr Bear's dialogue in panel 3 pretty much describes Lyle's default state.

I'm not too good with reading, but it sounds kind of like you agree.

My point was that Mr. Bear's behaviour doesn't remind me of Lyle, because Lyle is an even more experienced drinker than him. Furthermore, alcohol wouldn't inspire Lyle to say "I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fucking POLICE right now," because he feels that way from the moment he wakes up in the mor... uh, I mean, afternoon.

Cornelius may be messing with Teodor, perhaps for assuming that an elderly bear would need an alcohol tasting session, despite being such a certified (and award-winning) badass.
Or just playing along for the free booze.

So is Lyle wearing a Mr. Bear costume?

Its wierd how the early Mr. Bear is so much different, especially in this strip. You could switch the character's lines without much difference.

I think it's out of character for Cornelius, sure. But that's the joke here. He took a shot of tequila and got crazy. The only thing that doesn't really work, continuity-wise, is that one would assume Cornelius has years of drinking experience, and would not be tasting these for the first time. But who cares, what was Onstad supposed to do, write out complete biographies for each character before he started Achewood? I, for one, really enjoy seeing the exploration and seeing these characters evolve.

Also, this was the first Achewood that I emailed someone. She liked it.

I started at the beginning.. but this is the strip that made me fall madly, stalker-esque, in love with Achewood. That line is great.. ESPECIALLY from Cornelius.

This is basically why I had to stop drinking tequila.

Despite the lack of eventual character continuity, this is definitely one of my favorite earlier strips.

haw haw haw. oh such brilliance.

One of the best early strips. Always makes me laugh.